By Anon - 06/09/2015 12:50 - United Kingdom - Stafford

Today, my ex-fiancée's new boyfriend phoned me to ask what her ring size is. FML
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MrsPegg 45

"Oh her ring size? **** you. Thats the size". Hopefully you gave him hell. He could've gotten her ring size from anyone; he asked you to purposely get under your skin. Try to shake it off :(

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shinikageWolf 15

Could have told him a size or two smaller that what she really is just to **** with him.

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vintageart1994 16

Tell him it's the size of your penis and that she knows damn well how big that is then hang up.

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strike2867 13

You could mess with him back and say, "I'm not sure, give me a minute and I'll call one of the other guys who joined us in bed, maybe he could tell better."

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livelaughlovepie 22

I hope you just didn't answer and hung up. That is so unfair to ask you that. They are completely just rubbing it in your face that they are proposing. I'm so sorry OP, hopefully she knows what kind of douche she's getting herself into.

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shartmydarts 8

If you have even one ball left in your sack, you will get some sort of revenge on that ****.

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lurch87 18

tell him 2 sizes to small and when it doesn't fit claim she must have put on weight!

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snowflake2410 3

Did you tell him it was about 3 centimeters, like the dick he likes to screw his mother with?

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drrobotnik1 18

you should call your ex-gf and tell her thi sguy plans to propose in order to spoil the surprise. telling him the wrong ring size is fixable. no matter what he does, he can't take this away from you.

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