By Anon - 06/09/2015 12:50 - United Kingdom - Stafford

Today, my ex-fiancée's new boyfriend phoned me to ask what her ring size is. FML
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MrsPegg 45

"Oh her ring size? **** you. Thats the size". Hopefully you gave him hell. He could've gotten her ring size from anyone; he asked you to purposely get under your skin. Try to shake it off :(

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bioss89 16

You should have said size F, as in F* you :) (Ring sizes in the UK are letters - the more you know :D)

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PennyLane27 32

The world would be a happier place if we all just had uniform measurement and sizing systems! (Doesn't matter whose, even. Although, let's ditch the US women's clothing and shoe size system, and while we're at it, PLEASE adopt metric!)

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tangerine06 20

Give him a bigger size it'll be harder to fix

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MandieL 27

Smaller sizes would be more expensive to fix because they may need to add material.

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ShroomSalad 19

Tell him to measure around his dick and then go two sizes bigger.

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schreibergx93 19

I'm guessing he just didn't utilize common sense and simply made a decision for the first person he could think of. Not smart on his part.

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Tsukiyomi 16

That's quite a low blow you got there

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wizardwill933 7

Tell him a ring size 3 sizes small so ur ex will think she got fat

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dnice1864 18

Yhat sux op. my ex still gas the ring. nice and easy for her next. :-( Best of luck to you.

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