Love: Today, my ex from high school is married and has kids but still...

By let it go! - 01/12/2018 13:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today, my ex from high school is married and has kids but still found time to make yet another fake profile to berate me for cheating on him when we were 17. I've already blocked him, moved states, and changed my number twice. We're in our 30s. Fml

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By bubbashrek - 28/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, I realized my soon to be ex wife is stalking me online. Everytime I block her she creates a new profile. She left me 9 months ago. FML

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Grudge

By Anonymous - 11/12/2022 03:00

Today, I got spammed and bitched at by my ex-girlfriend from high school because she found out I didn't even have feelings for her. It was 3 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2018 19:00

Today, on my way back from a family trip, my fiancé informed me via text that he'd been cheating on me for years and that he'd moved out of our house and left the state. He blocked me before I could respond. We were together for 7 years. FML

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Troublemaker

By adult now - 23/04/2023 03:00

Today, my fiancé said he’s now having second thoughts about us getting married, all because my ex contacted him and told him that our relationship had ended because I'd cheated on him. I was literally 15 years-old and I didn’t even have sex, I just made out with another boy. FML

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Never forget

By Emma - 17/11/2023 10:00

Today, I found out my husband has been messaging younger girls on Tinder and trying to meet up. I asked him why he would do such a thing when we have a healthy sex life. His response was ,“They’re just hotter, just like that senior football player you cheated on me with in sophomore year high school.” We’re 40 now. FML

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Weirdo freak

By kitkat3308 - 27/09/2013 06:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nearly four years ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he and I are getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two years. FML

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Karma ain't real

By Dating sucks - 26/07/2023 22:00

Today, my ex and the woman he cheated on me with are celebrating their 7th wedding anniversary and have 3 children, while I’m still childless, getting heartbroken, ghosted and depreciated by men. Nice to know the cheaters get the happily ever after and I don’t. FML

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By ex-wife - 25/05/2018 09:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old ex-husband and the 20-year-old skank he cheated on me with are buying the house next door to me. FML

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Catfished

By mylovelifeisanepicfail - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

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Walking red flag

By Anonymous - 04/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my creepy-ass stalker ex-boyfriend has been telling everyone that my two year-old daughter is his. Not only have we been broken up for more than 8 years. I haven’t spoken to him since, and I have no idea why he’s doing this. FML

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Phillycheeze 20

Saturday 1 December 2018 22:14

Time he grow up. Sometimes a broken heart never mends.. I noticed a comment that said tell his wife. If you think you have problems now involving his wife will most definitely create a storm of crap for you. Regardless of why he dislikes you, keep ignoring him. If it goes beyond the petty crap on Facebook. You may have to seek legal help.

PenguinPal3017 19

Saturday 1 December 2018 23:24

Cheaters deserve something, but this is wayyy too long for this to still be happening, unless you cheated on him with his dad or something.

Comments

Emma Marshall 19

Sunday 11 November 2018 22:37

Tell his wife lol

Jaelkus 28

Saturday 1 December 2018 23:46

Cause that can’t possibly go wrong at all. You sound like the person that would use a match to check if a gas tank was empty.

Phillycheeze 20

Saturday 1 December 2018 22:14

whiskey'swino 15

Saturday 1 December 2018 22:46

If he is this obsessive over a high school romance it would be very concerning if his wife ever left.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 1 December 2018 22:46

You’re still “the one.” Does his daughter have your name?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 2 December 2018 2:19

And his kids.

protoskore 27

Saturday 1 December 2018 22:56

time to make screen captures and call his wife

onceuponatime456 16

Saturday 1 December 2018 23:01

Have him charged for stalking.

Jeremy Phillips 18

Saturday 1 December 2018 23:16

Will part of me believes that you deserve some of this for cheating on him when you were 17 I feel this should have ended a long time ago. He obviously has some unresolved issues and these need to be addressed.