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By katiekat - 05/01/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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By misty_love - 10/03/2010 08:09 - United States

Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML

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By brelni - 28/11/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML

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By airport - 10/05/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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By DBR - 23/11/2009 22:12 - United States

Today, I finally received a paycheck for the first time in six months. I celebrated by promptly falling down a flight of stairs and losing consciousness. FML

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By Lars - 31/01/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

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By Kathryn - 28/10/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

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By ValeyFallsAlot - 14/01/2011 14:18

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

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By harro101 - 05/03/2010 05:24 - Australia

Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML

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I was the bullet in the relationship

By Anonymous - 10/01/2023 10:00

Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML

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kolKatay 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:35

Today i saw my crazy, needy ex for the first time in months, my feelings of dread were relieved when she fell down the stairs... My life rocks!

FiddleStikz 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:19

Just because he looked at you?

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daydreamstar 7

Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:55

i believeee i can flyyyyyyyyy! i beliee i can touch the --- Oh crap! XDXD srry but hope ur ok :)

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:56

Wow. I can imagine that. Is this how it happened? OP: *thinks* Oh m-my gosh. Is he looking at me? I'm on cloud nine. OP: *Sings* So this is love ooohhh. So this is what makes life divine. My heart has wings and I can fly... OP: *twirls, trips over foot, and falls down the stairs.*: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ....ouch. You deserve it for singing a Disney song while daydreaming about your ex :] You silly girl, you.

pendulum2012 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 1:17

is your pic supposed to be a cross between Dakota Fanning and the girl from the Exorcist?

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Wednesday 6 January 2010 1:20

...No.

xxreikoxx 31

Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:58

If he's single, and they like each other still after all this time, then she has every right to be happy for him looking at her. Get over yourselves.

MissOriginal 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 1:00

Smooooooooooth.......

hellokittywhore 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 1:18

haha I've been the same except he's always checking me out, it's just how ****** HOTTT he looked that day. lmfao I still got bruises

horse_lvr96 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 1:27

lol smooth move, genius

Nakedsquirrel 5

Wednesday 6 January 2010 1:43

Thoughts and feelings like this are best kept bottled up until you can return home and furiously **********. Take notes, ladies!

gangstergear 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 1:46

lol the you desevered it is 666 people

FarSide 22

Wednesday 6 January 2010 1:49

And as your ex saw you crashing, he smiled and thought... "I am so glad I dumped her ass... lol... FHL"

missmarena 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 1:59

bahaha ! aw.

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