Love: Today, my ex's mom got a job as our new soccer coach and recognized...

By Amanda - 26/11/2013 20:00 - United States

Today, my ex's mom got a job as our new soccer coach and recognized me from our New Year's party last year. She made me, and me alone, do 10 laps around the field in the rain for breaking her son's heart. FML

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By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2019 14:05

Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML

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By hawaiiansokkrboi - 19/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

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Shame! Shame! Shame!

By Clive81 - 17/02/2015 20:02 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML

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By mild banana - 16/06/2016 16:55 - United States - Cedar Hill

Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML

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By traitor - 23/04/2013 23:04 - United States - Boston

Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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Thanks, I guess

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML

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MateRicks 18

Tuesday 26 November 2013 23:16

I wonder what OP did at that party?

fatkidfalling 11

Tuesday 26 November 2013 23:16

Why didn't you just tell her to **** off?

Comments

Ksweety_fml 27

Wednesday 27 November 2013 5:29

Karma is a bitch, OP!

Xalandra 17

Wednesday 27 November 2013 5:59

Report her OP. She's not entitled to ruin your life because her son got his heart broken. It happens to everybody, and yeah, it sucks. But moms need to butt the **** out of their children's relationships after they're done. She needs to be proffesional or she shouldn't coach

Horris 3

Wednesday 27 November 2013 6:29

Like any good coach, she's testing your commitment.

droln4maltesers 8

Wednesday 27 November 2013 6:53

Well I can see why you broke his heart, who wants to date someone who has his mother fight his battles for him? ;)

SasquatchDeluxe 10

Wednesday 27 November 2013 7:25

You shouldn't have broken his heart! YDI

limabeans101029 20

Wednesday 27 November 2013 20:27

So you think she should've just carried on dating him when she no longer liked him in that way? Sometimes, even if it makes the other person sad, break ups are necessary. He'll get over it with time.

Croquis_fml 14

Wednesday 27 November 2013 8:03

Joke's on her; all that exercise will just make you hotter and stronger in the long run, helping you find someone way better than her son in no time.

johnpaisley 6

Wednesday 27 November 2013 14:43

At least it was raining

yesyesnonono 10

Wednesday 27 November 2013 15:09

Well, the rest of the team didn't do it.

mk8833 9

Wednesday 27 November 2013 19:50

That's kinda immature of her, I get that you broke his heart but you had the right to end the relationship 24/7. But if I were you, I wouldn't do anything unless she continues to pick on you. If she does that, complain to whoever's higher up or just tell her "no." She shouldn't control everything you do because of a break up her son didn't agree with. However, if you were a total b*tch to her son in the breakup, you should consider maybe apologizing. But only if you were really f*ucked up to the son.