Miscellaneous: Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me...

By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 16:01 - United States

Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML

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You deserved it 3 323

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By Love stinks - 19/08/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2012 02:48 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my best friend got engaged to the guy she's been seeing for five years. He also happens to be the man I've been in love with for eight. As she was giving me the details, she nonchalantly gave me her reason for accepting the proposal: "Why the hell not, there's always divorce." FML

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ilovedinosawers 17

Friday 10 May 2013 3:39

Good riddance. In the words of a wise young black woman, "SHE A STUPID HOE."

MrSarcasmic 10

Friday 10 May 2013 3:36

don't worry the poor sap will find out the same as you

Comments

perdix 29

Friday 10 May 2013 3:50

Rubbing your nose in it will mean a lot to her. I hope your wedding present to the couple was a plaster cast of your penis. Everyone loves a gag gift!

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 10 May 2013 16:13

He wasn't big enough to make her gag.

amDes 11

Friday 10 May 2013 3:51

I'll slap her for you OP

jagdstl 2

Friday 10 May 2013 3:58

Get it on with her little sister, if she has one of the age of consent, in the back pews.

PaigeLeeAnn11 23

Friday 10 May 2013 4:05

What a bitch.

bluehero 17

Friday 10 May 2013 4:11

I accidentally hit you deserved it but I also hit your life sucks. I'm assuming the others accidentally hit you deserved it too because you certainly don't! I hate cheaters.

\ 28

Friday 10 May 2013 4:12

Isn't that quite a bit of bullshit... Be gracious, OP. You've been spared a lifetime with this dishonest vixen.

TogeBara 12

Friday 10 May 2013 4:16

Attend and when they say "are there any reasons as to why these two" blah blah blah, stand up and say, "This **** cheated on me with you, and you expect her to marry you and remain loyal? HA!" Then leave.

egrudy 9

Friday 10 May 2013 4:20

I hope you said Hell no!

Adhdkid107 9

Friday 10 May 2013 4:35

But then he'll be "the douchebag" who didn't show up. Also who didn't be the better man. But I agree with you completely, I'm just saying.

bluehero 17

Saturday 11 May 2013 0:41

How can you expect an ex-husband to attend your wedding? Especially when you cheated on him. Wtf lol she's the douchebag.

fatlemonjefferso 8

Friday 10 May 2013 4:23

Politely decline. But if you must go, bring a woman who is way prettier than your ex even if you have to pay someone to go with you. It will distract her to no end on her fabulous day.