By wronged - 08/07/2011 08:41 - Singapore

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Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML
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jasminea 0

wow, atleast he dreams of you(: that's kind of sweet.... but as for dreaming of your ex...

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Bemilu 4

If you know hes always paranoid, why would you tell him about your dream? Logic, try it.

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furubafan74 18

It was *his* dream. Reading comprehension, try it.

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krae001 3

Drop him. Just straight up leave him if he is that over protective clingy and paranoid.

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telli164 30

Ugh my ex used to pull that shit all the time. Leave his ass it will never stop.

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ilmanator 7

so he got mad at you for his dream? **** him

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thes7274473 19

Hmm... Why did you tell him about this dream? He was an ass hole about it and all but that just seems like something you should keep private.

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TEZZ 24

OP didn't have the dream, the boyfriend did.

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katluvr 22

I know this comment comes for years late, but I hope you RAN away from that guy.

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Unlucky1232 20

either he needs help or he must have some really realistic ******* dreams.

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Allie614032 34

Break up with his sorry ass! You deserve better.

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