By tycrist8 - 26/06/2015 23:32 - United States - Lawrence

Today, my family and I were driving and we passed a strip club called DB's Golden Banana. My 5-year-old sister asked what it was, so my dad said it was a place where people dance. Now my sister keeps telling people she wants to be a dancer at DB's Golden Banana. FML
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chuka81 27

It's always a wonderful thing to see children who know what they want to do early in life. In this case, an exotic dancer to pleasure mankind.

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roflmfao167 3

I live in MA, so I'm assuming your talking about the one on route one. When I was younger, my dad told me it was a gym Where people "work out"

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praesidiem 16

At least it's not "DP Golden Banana".

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ally8 21

It's cute when kids are naive- don't worry no one will actually think she means she wants to be a stripper

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lmfao789 11

I'm moving to Peabody, MA next month ??

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luvtogofast 3

I love the Banana! Been there many times.

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pajamajeans 18

That'll be a fun story to tell at her wedding.

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fader48080 10

the hard truth is this if you go into it with the right mind set you can make more in a day than most people do in a week. assuming you start at 18 and do it until you're 26. if you work hard have any level of talent and invest not horribly like maintain a good savings account you can walk away with a decent car money for a decent house enough money for college and to not have to work though college and have enough left over to start a business. in short if you can avoid the pitt falls you could do way worse.

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laden_swallow09 34

Do you have a moment to talk about our great and noble Prophet, Punctuation?

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dreamgoat 3

I'm finding this FML hilarious because at one point in time before I was born, my mother WAS a dancer at DB's Golden Banana. I remember her telling me stories of how she was a dancer there and one night her father came in with some friends from the office and how it was pretty much the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to her.

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Brandi_Faith 33

That would be awful! For both her and her dad.

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Angeuh_fml 21

OMG, I just can't stop laughing ^^ Almost crying :')

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