Kids: Today, my family and I were driving and we passed a strip club...

By tycrist8 - 26/06/2015 23:32 - United States - Lawrence

Today, my family and I were driving and we passed a strip club called DB's Golden Banana. My 5-year-old sister asked what it was, so my dad said it was a place where people dance. Now my sister keeps telling people she wants to be a dancer at DB's Golden Banana. FML

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By azmom - 27/03/2012 17:51 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

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By assante2010 - 24/07/2011 00:09 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

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By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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By Stripperofthemall - 25/08/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, I found out why my 5 year-old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML

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By Pandistoteles - 14/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML

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By Closingwild - 21/07/2012 06:18 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML

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By SuperBunny - 20/04/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

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By Facepalm2020 - 21/06/2020 23:01

Today, my mom asked me what twerking was. When I said that it was a club dance, trying to get out of telling her what it actually was, she begged me to teach her how to do it. My mom complained to my dad, who grounded me for not teaching her to twerk her ass. FML

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By meegs - 17/10/2010 00:31 - Canada

Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

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Saturday 27 June 2015 19:56

It's always a wonderful thing to see children who know what they want to do early in life. In this case, an exotic dancer to pleasure mankind.

MCFX2 10

Saturday 27 June 2015 19:54

Maybe let her pursue her passion

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nikkibikki007 7

Saturday 27 June 2015 21:47

If shes five then how did she know the name of the club as your dad only said it was for dancers..?

Sillsallad 15

Sunday 28 June 2015 14:19

By reading? I knew how to read at the age of 4.. and off the sign is a golden banana, that could be a tell too

nikkibikki007 7

Sunday 28 June 2015 16:28

Well i doubt she could've read it that fast as they drove past it but we all have our own opinion I suppose

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 27 June 2015 21:47

meh.. at 4, my daughter wanted to be a nut cracker. not the ballerina, but the kind that cracks nuts. now she's graduated college with dual engineering degrees.

littleking94 14

Saturday 27 June 2015 21:54

haha got to love the innocence though

highlifegamer 5

Saturday 27 June 2015 21:56

Let's hope she's hot when she's 21

bnbhimp 10

Saturday 27 June 2015 22:04

Should be ok. Judging by the name it's probably a male review.

gracehi 31

Saturday 27 June 2015 22:53

My brother used to say, "When I grow up, I'm going to work at Toys R Us and love with Mommy." Fortunately, his career choice has changed, although at the age of 24, his living arrangement hasn't. -.-

Brandi_Faith 33

Sunday 28 June 2015 7:54

I used to want to be a cash register when I was little. I meant cashier, but I thought they were called cash registers. I remember arguing with my mom when I thought she was telling me that I wanted to be something else. Me: "I want to be a cash register when I'm bigger." Mom: "No honey you want to be a cashier." Me: "No I don't, I want to be a cash register!"

Clapdaddy 16

Saturday 27 June 2015 23:07

She'll most likely change her mind later. As long as you explain the situation you'll have nothing to worry about OP. You'll definitely laugh at this later in life.