By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 20:19 - United States - Renton

Today, my father, who is going through a serious mid-life crisis, walked into my room, told me to "sit the fuck down," and spent the next two hours ranting about how the Lord of the Rings books prophesy the end of the world this December, and that Sauron is an analogy for "corrupt bankers." FML
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olpally 32

*jeopardy music plays* while waiting for this first comment to get modded.

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ibean 0

Wow...your dad needs more ****** less tv.

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DocBastard 38

I can't wait for my midlife crisis. Apparently I can get away with anything and blame it on the ol' midlife crisis! It's a foolproof alibi! I plan on buying a Bugatti Veyron. And just a few more years to go!

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jakk_mehoff 4

not a bugatti, its gotta be shiny red, go ferrari

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TrueTriage 16

Good taste in vehicles have to make the choice though, classic Veyron or the Bugatti SS

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pinkpixie06 11

Who knows, Doc, you may already be mid-life. Why take a chance on waiting...start your crisis now!

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flockz 19

no it's all about my Ford Pinto with the plastic spinners and racing stripe. veyron? pssssshhhhhh.

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outoftown 26

Hurry up, Doc. You only have until December. But if you move really fast, you also can get in the No. 2 excuse: dementia.

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xxooxx210 3

Well that's interesting :)

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Baconman345 9

One does not simply have a mid-life crisis

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Big_lama6 7

I'm trying to figure out what's going on in your picture, 2 lol

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patrickalamo 47

Midlife crisis my ass. That is bad drugs. Stay off the crack

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thiscrazything 1

Well at least he's trying to good make use of our last five months of life.

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Party_Penguin 0

By "midlife crisis", do you mean "doing cocaine"?

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StaminPrimer 0

"We must throw the money back into the depths of Mount Doom to destroy Eye of Corrupt Banker. One of you must travel there and destroy the Dollar," Elrond said. "Well, let`s just be done with it!" Gimli says. He picks up his axe, runs over and swings it down on the Dollar, but is blown backwards onto the ground, his axe blade broken. "The Dollar cannot be destroyed by any means we possess, Gimli, Son of Gloin," said Elrond.

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