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By Goobie - 15/01/2010 07:24 - United States

Today, my father yelled at me for changing one of his two programmable seat positions in his car because he uses both. Apparently, #1 is for sober driving and #2 is for high/drunk driving. Go dad. FML
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null_fml 11

A lot of people drive drunk because their judgement is ****** when they're drunk. Clearly your dad plans to do it, even beforehand - seems like he's quite a retard.

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Boddmon 0

Everyone is different, I know a lot of people who claim that it's easier to drive when high because you can focus however it's just as easy to become focused on something else while you're driving. I could be "high as balls" too and then suddenly notice a very appealing billboard for Twinkies and begin thinking about them. "mmm Twinkies" *crashes car*

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tangerine_12 0

"Go dad?" Seriously? Are you THAT much of a fucktard to encourage drunk/high driving? I guess you are.

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snzizle 0

moron, meet sarcasm. sarcasm, moron. there, now you're properly introduced

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maggie4realz 0

Um I think it's pretty obvious OP was being sarcastic.

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maggie4realz 0

Hahaha darn it snzizle yours was so much better than mine.

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did_it_4_lulz 0

It's an FML because OP's dad is cooler than him,

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aMEIzing 0

uhh this isn't an fml. it's not funny. at all. truth is, drunk driving is a serious offence... and it's nothing to joke around about. maybe your dad should just get someone yo run him over... because clearly he lacks respect, courtesy, care... everything if he's drivig around as a drunk ass bastard and putting other peoples lives at danger. and anyone who thinks this fml is funny... or their dad is "cool" and "fun" should stick a sock in it. sick *****.

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DanielleTheOne 3

you put a lot of thought into your comment ayye?? 1) It is an fml if his dad is putting him and others in danger 2) fml stands for "f**k my life" not "funny men living" so it doesnt have to be funny 3) obviously OP knows its a serious offence because thats what makes it an fml 4) the fact that his father "lacks respect, courtesy and care" is also a contending factor of this fml I could go on but I think I might have educated you enough Oh and OP, your dads car souns cool. its a shame he'll probably wreck it one of these days...

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SHORTstopp99 5

Borton Volvo car company's cars come with 3 programmable seat positions.

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toxicavenger89 0

lol ur dad is a still a dumb kid. that's funny as hell though lol.

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Butcher_1419 0

92, who said fml had to be funny? sounds like a genuine fml to me. the OP's dad is a terrible role model to them. at least the OP recognizes this and can learn from it

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hannnahms 1

This isn't funny. at all. If it's not supposed to be funny, then Go Dad shouldn't be on there either. my 18 yr old brother is paralyzed chest down all because he got hit by a drunk driver. Your dad should be put in jail for risking other peoples lives for his own buzz. F_ck his life. no, just F_ck him.

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yourefreakindumb 0

What the **** is wrong with you? It's not your car, so don't go changing shit in it! You deserved it big time.

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