Animals: Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents... - FML

By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

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You deserved it 6 645

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Same thing different taste

By SydIsPrettyCool - 04/08/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

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You deserved it 3 396

By FlipYoC - 16/09/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML

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You deserved it 60 943

By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:36 - United States

Today, I received a few new fish for my aquarium as presents for my birthday. It just so happened that these fish were carrying diseases that left me with a tank full of dead fish. Happy birthday. FML

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You deserved it 2 927

Happy Birthday

By Birthday Boy - 06/12/2017 05:00

Today, my family asked where I wanted to go for my birthday dinner. They shot down my every suggestion and decided on sushi. I'm allergic, so the only thing I could eat was a veggie appetizer. Dad said I need to "expand my palate." FML

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You deserved it 348

By dukebluedevils13 - 05/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML

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You deserved it 8 146

By IhadToTakeCareOfTraumatizedFish - 03/03/2016 05:32 - United States - Iowa Park

Today, while I was working at a sushi restaurant, a guy told me he wanted the table next to the "koi fish tank", because he wanted to let the fish know what happens when they "cross him". FML

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You deserved it 2 570

By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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You deserved it 9 349

By PoachedFish - 29/12/2009 10:57 - Lebanon

Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 332

You deserved it 3 056

By worstfatherever - 10/07/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 035

You deserved it 3 680

By deadfish - 03/10/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML

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You deserved it 61 676

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Top comments

DFlit1 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 16:24

Was it a bring ur own fish place?

Insane_Tea 15

Saturday 31 December 2011 16:23

Sounds fishy to me...

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YamahaGuy777 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 16:56

Why do you still live with your parents?

DocBastard 38

Saturday 31 December 2011 17:01

Maybe OP is, oh I don't know, A CHILD?

maddylovesu 5

Saturday 31 December 2011 17:08

*gasps* NO??!!

kbg8409 0

Monday 2 January 2012 18:54

hahaha #32 and #37.

asnell98 8

Saturday 31 December 2011 17:01

I like cows, when I eat tacos I just try not to think about it.

Llama_Face89 33

Saturday 31 December 2011 22:21

I like cows too! They're delicious!

asnell98 8

Sunday 1 January 2012 1:10

Horrible..

GoW_Chick 14

Sunday 1 January 2012 1:27

You might want to watch what your typing 115 PETA has eyes everywhere now 0.o No human is safe!

jibz 6

Saturday 31 December 2011 17:06

Grow up. It was a ******* fish.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 31 December 2011 17:53

A *******-fish? Quick, call your local biologist, your local wildlife agency, a person by the name "jibz" has discovered an actual "*******-fish". So M. Jibz, any details about this "*******-fish" you discovered??

BarDownDaily 12

Saturday 31 December 2011 18:19

Does it do anal?

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Saturday 31 December 2011 22:08

65 - Careful with that, or you'll end up on DocBastard's profile pic.

asnell98 8

Sunday 1 January 2012 1:58

Wish I had a '*******-fish'... Do they sell em' at Walmart?

likasumboooodi 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 17:10

did you eat it and then they yelled guess what?? it was your fish!!!

fogrunner 13

Saturday 31 December 2011 17:10

Hi, everyone. I don't like children. So I eat them. And when my friends' kids die, I say "It's just a kid, get a new one." No, wait...

9R1NC3S5 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 17:16

???? I'm sorry. I ? my betta fish Nemo. But that's horrid.

kphippie 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 17:17

You deserved it

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 31 December 2011 17:28

Because you're an uncompassionate ****?? I knew it...

trigger22 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 17:44

Yeah

Dracoboxer357 35

Saturday 31 December 2011 18:38

(To #43) You deserved it? Just because? No rhyme or reason? Nice....:p

ICATiger 13

Saturday 31 December 2011 17:30

Did you find nemo there??

DeathBunny218 37

Saturday 31 December 2011 17:38

Sushi doesn't have to contain fish. Sashimi is the dish which usually contains raw fish.

hateevryone 14

Saturday 31 December 2011 17:42

sorry about your fish.

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