Intimacy: Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV...

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By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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By lalala - 22/12/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML

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By Judy69 - 07/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Dekalb

Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:28 - Canada

Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, "Don't get naked in front of the TV." FML

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By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By married an old man - 05/03/2013 17:57 - United States - Rancho Mirage

Today, I decided to come onto my husband to switch things up. When I started kissing and trying to undress him, he pushed me off, saying "What're you doing? Jeopardy's about to start." FML

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By gettinghotinhere - 17/10/2014 18:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML

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By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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Saturday 26 February 2011 1:47

You're blocking the TV and the TV is cockblocking you! Sounds like sumo wrestling.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 26 February 2011 4:08

A limerick - There was a poor woman from France Who unzipped her hot boyfriend's pants He just wanted TV Jersey Shore, maybe Glee Now there won't be a horizontal dance.

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Mister_Grinch 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 5:40

Guys don't want heads all the times, we're not sex addicts. Okay I lied.

thadrought 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 9:41

hell yeah

newjerseyguy 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 6:18

that sucks, you can crawl onto my lap i wont make tv my priority.

martron3000 5

Saturday 26 February 2011 6:31

What did you expect, he WAS trying to watch his favorite episode of "Spongebob Squarepants"!

kejzawn1 4

Saturday 26 February 2011 6:49

lol...that's f'd up!

domosumo 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 7:37

YDI for blocking the TV!

thelotuseater_fml 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 8:46

at least one of you was successful in blowing the other off

Zues01 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 9:22

next time he wants some ass, tell him your too busy brushing your hair...

summahpaige 3

Saturday 26 February 2011 10:16

means he couldn't get it up so he had to say something not about his non-erect penis to get you to stop what you were doing.

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 26 February 2011 12:16

"Today, I discovered that guys don't want sex 24/7. FML" If you want a horndog that will attempt to sex you up all the time, there are a bunch of lonely virginites here on FML that would gladly do it. Otherwise, be happy with your fiance and just enjoy the night of cuddling and TV.