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By Anonymous - 08/01/2012 06:23 - United States

Today, my fiancé called and hung up right after I answered. He called back 5 minutes later demanding to know the name of the man who answered my phone. This "man" was me. I have bronchitis. Yes, he's aware of this. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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By BigMouth McRedface - 14/05/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, I was rushing to leave work and get home because I really had to use the bathroom. My phone rang and I thought it was my husband, so I answered by saying, "I really have to poop." Yep, not my husband. It was one of my employees, who has the same name. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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imustbeinsane 2

Sunday 8 January 2012 12:27

Ask him who the little girl that called from his number the first time was

DocBastard 38

Sunday 8 January 2012 12:29

Tell him it was your parole officer. He'll be so glad you aren't cheating that he's bound to just forget the whole thing.

Comments

heyitscandace 9

Sunday 8 January 2012 15:38

Well fiancé weirdness aside, I hope you get better! (:

DaMan25 4

Sunday 8 January 2012 15:47

@9 ur stupid

AustinBlansett 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 16:17

Fag.

ohmandapants 16

Sunday 8 January 2012 16:28

Who the **** thumbed this up. You're an idiot.

hateevryone 14

Sunday 8 January 2012 17:05

he's an idiot

AmbrosiaWriter 17

Sunday 8 January 2012 18:22

That's the weirdest logic I've seen in a while (not including NotAlwaysRight stories): *Calls fiance and hears masculine voice* WTF *Slams phone down* ~Five minutes later~ That guy should be gone now so I'll call again *Calls fiance and hears the same masculine voice* Who the hell was that guy that answered your phone before! Something just seems off. I guess if I called my BF and heard a feminine voice I'd ask who it was instead of just slamming down the phone, it could be that his sister/mother quick answered his phone for him (in this situation it could've been that her brother/father answered it while they were checking in on her.) I wish you speedy recovery OP!