By Anonymous - 08/01/2012 06:23 - United States

Today, my fiancé called and hung up right after I answered. He called back 5 minutes later demanding to know the name of the man who answered my phone. This "man" was me. I have bronchitis. Yes, he's aware of this. FML
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imustbeinsane 2

Ask him who the little girl that called from his number the first time was

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DocBastard 38

Tell him it was your parole officer. He'll be so glad you aren't cheating that he's bound to just forget the whole thing.

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zaza_x_fml 5

Call him back, speak in the exact same voice and tell him something -preferably something dirty- that only you guys would understand. That should shut him up. :D

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stuffhappens223 7

Wow maybe you should rethink your relationship?

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emilyjgraham 34

little bit over the top don't you think? maybe since op and her fiance spoke last her voice has gotten deeper or he has a reason to be paranoid? like everyone reasonable on this site says, there's always two sides to a story. although saying this, it's not nice to be accused either

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ImInYourFACEbook 8

And I'm just suggesting that you rethink your comment.

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ladyLALAA 28

When he gets home start talking dirty to him, see how he likes it..

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Ballin8864 4

Aw :( Feel better soon!

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LolCakes111 7

Guys and Girls are equally blinded by jealously, men just don't show it mostly. What would you do if you called your boyfriend's number, only to hear a random girl on the other line? the Fiance didn't have a whole minute to think about it, he had a second. Hasted judgement. People are only saying "Your Husband is an asshole" because THEY had as much time as they wanted to think about what they're going to say.

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Pentium_4 27

lol i'm definitely not sexist, i was just speaking from experience. i get jealous really easily. i know girls get pretty jealous too

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Pentium_4 27

on a side note, TF2 is a pretty boss game

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LolCakes111 7

Forgiven for knowing TF2 =D. I think Valve's gone crazy on the latest updates though, the weapons have no downsides. And people still think it's Snipe Fortress 2 or Spy Fortress 2. Too bad many of the people here probably don't know what it is...

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pitchblease 2

Dude looks like a ladie

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FlotatiousTurd 1

ask him why he has small penis

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opinionmaker 7

are you trying to cover up the guy at your place? you might just point out to this site later to tell your bf how lame he was to doubt you. >:)

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ohmandapants 16

So he called and hung up without saying anything, then called back accusing you of being with another man? Because your voice is low and hoarse...maybe he was making a bad joke.."you sound like a man haha"...or maybe he doesn't trust you whatsoever and you need to have a discussion with him about that now.

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