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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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You deserved it 3 736

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By Uhh - 13/06/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

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You deserved it 3 826

By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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You deserved it 225

By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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You deserved it 66 608

By em - 05/02/2011 09:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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You deserved it 5 910

By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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You deserved it 88 915

By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

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You deserved it 228

By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 159

You deserved it 37 775

By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 544

You deserved it 32 614

By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 770

You deserved it 4 410

By Helen - 10/11/2012 10:15 - United States - Pine Bluff

Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 088

beerankin 0

Friday 16 March 2012 15:47

Dump his ass.

ifoundalaska 11

Friday 16 March 2012 15:47

Kick him to the curb girl

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Minnesota_Chelse 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 14:09

Yeah cause it should be every man's dream to completely fu*k up a relationship with someone you wanted to marry, just for a one night stand. You're pathetic. *forever alone*

badactor009 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 15:52

This is not going to get better. You know what to do.

anarchistpunk 3

Saturday 17 March 2012 16:59

What an asshole. Leave him and get a good guy:)

ren23 4

Saturday 17 March 2012 19:01

Thats the time when you take his money and leave him

pagullarka 9

Saturday 17 March 2012 19:40

You still calling him your fiancé:)

LilysTillie 7

Saturday 17 March 2012 23:38

I really hope you mean EX-fiancé!!

kphippie 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 23:48

What an ass I hope that was the end to his stupid ass

Davick 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 1:13

I think the word to use is ex-fiancée don't you think.

Art_Chick84 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 5:04

screw that asshole!

13scarlett13 4

Sunday 18 March 2012 6:18

It's time to glue his testicles To his thighs.

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