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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By Uhh - 13/06/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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By em - 05/02/2011 09:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

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By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

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By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

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By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

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By Helen - 10/11/2012 10:15 - United States - Pine Bluff

Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML

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Friday 16 March 2012 15:47

Dump his ass.

ifoundalaska 11

Friday 16 March 2012 15:47

Kick him to the curb girl

Comments

sailorarctic 22

Sunday 18 March 2012 6:28

I hope you mean ex-fiance'

alyssana 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 9:01

I hope he's not your fiancé anymore.

knifeywifey 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 11:05

******* claw the bitches eyes out.... And kick him to the curb then burn all his shit. What a prick

ImGonnaDieAlone 5

Sunday 18 March 2012 17:41

Sounds like it's castration tiiiiimmme! :D

randscott 0

Monday 19 March 2012 11:02

God bless girls like u who let guys like us get away with stuff like that.

StromyG2 10

Monday 19 March 2012 15:22

Is he still yourm fiance? If so, you deserve it.

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 20 March 2012 16:59

Oh honey, that so sucks. As Dan Savage would say, DTMFA. I hope you held up your ring and said, "Actually, I'm his fiancee. Or I *was* until he came home drunk with some random chick." Better you found out before you married him what an asshat he is. Kick his drunken cheating ass to the curb!