Love: Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told...

By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 288

You deserved it 3 736

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Uhh - 13/06/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 192

You deserved it 3 826

By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 833

You deserved it 225

By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 259

You deserved it 66 608

By em - 05/02/2011 09:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 289

You deserved it 5 910

By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 615

You deserved it 88 915

By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 182

You deserved it 228

By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 159

You deserved it 37 775

By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 544

You deserved it 32 614

By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 770

You deserved it 4 410

By Helen - 10/11/2012 10:15 - United States - Pine Bluff

Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 073

You deserved it 3 088

beerankin 0

Friday 16 March 2012 15:47

Dump his ass.

ifoundalaska 11

Friday 16 March 2012 15:47

Kick him to the curb girl

Comments

Clarese 0

Friday 16 March 2012 18:22

Dump his dumb ass!

jellyD 1

Friday 16 March 2012 18:25

Should have called the police. Strangers entered home to have sex. Details at 11.

DazedSiren 5

Friday 16 March 2012 18:36

Wow, you guys sound like a prize winning team

akiahara 14

Friday 16 March 2012 18:52

hope you mean ex fiancee...

nycgreendiamond 0

Friday 16 March 2012 18:55

Jaja

rubyliu8420 7

Friday 16 March 2012 18:55

That's so wrong. I hope he's now your ex-fiancé.

Bob_Cat_fml 14

Friday 16 March 2012 19:15

It's fiancé*, actually, as he is a man. I couldn't understand the FML first because I thought you meant fiancée …

thewife5 19

Friday 16 March 2012 19:19

The only problem with this FML is you still refer to him as your fiancée ..

howbout_thisone 13

Friday 16 March 2012 19:24

I agree, kick his ass to the curb!!

Jenn051692 0

Friday 16 March 2012 19:33

You know what?.... DUMP HIS ASS!! You deserve better anyways...

Keywords

Miscellaneous Weddings Awkward Love My ex Friends AITA Jealousy Embarrassing Health Poopoo peepee Relatable Mental health Therapy Covid Argument Parenting Kids Thanksgiving Ironic Medication Cute Sports Proposal Snow Cold weather Annoying Cheating Money Work

The Top

Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 006

You deserved it 3 398

Today, a friend and I tell each other everything about our relationships, and we’ve been flirting for two years, but we’re not together. I started to have feelings for him, but I didn’t say anything, then the guy started to disappear and I don't know if he has an avoidant attachment, or he's just ignoring me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 385

You deserved it 495

The Top

Today, I was at a goodbye dinner with friends before I move back to America. A friend called to cry over relationship problems she refuses to fix. While I was outside trying to politely get off the phone, my friends ate and drank everything I'd ordered and closed the bill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 277

You deserved it 6 212

Today, my boyfriend and I spent 30 minutes listening to my grandmother telling us that my cat is a medium. My boyfriend is totally convinced. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 613

You deserved it 3 412

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 790

You deserved it 5 496

Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 693

You deserved it 38 912

Today, I blew past my neighbor in my building as he was trying to tell me something. I didn’t care, I was going on my first date since last weekend. It turns out he was reminding me that the fumigation starts tomorrow at 8 AM. The tent is now up and I’m homeless. FML

I agree, your life sucks 154

You deserved it 1 453

Today, I learned how hard it is to remove peanut butter from your own eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 035

You deserved it 24 192

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Comments