By t.hughes - 01/04/2013 14:50 - United States

Today, my fiancé dumped me because he claimed he needed to "focus on his career and his engagement." When I asked him how dumping me would help with his engagement, he immediately replied with, "No, I mean my other one." FML
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MadlyInLust 5

Sounds like you're better off without him.

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SheBeNeNe 16

It's a good thing he told you before the walk down the aisle. It's a lot less paperwork and fees to deal with.

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Ziggy122 15

Looks like you dodged a bullet there. Two-timin' sunuvabitch.

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MzZombicidal 36

Poor OP. I hope you don't waste too much time being hurt over that douche.

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Memebribri 1

I was there and thought it was hilarious: "Josh, can you eat ham?" "Josh, is this your first Easter egg hunt?" "Josh are you...?" "Josh, can you...?"

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simoncat 11

WTF? I know this is icky but seriously you dodged this huge bullet. The guy is more than a douche. Super douche perhaps? You deserve and will find better.

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Inciter 33

Unfortunately, some guys are really good at hiding it.

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MakinMills 12

wow what a jerk. forget him and im sorry

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baba01_fml 17

What kinda jar did you put his balls in?

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dunicha 20

Good riddance to bad rubbish. You should warn his other fiance if possible.

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jack_splat 11

Maybe now would be a good time to tell him that you are HIV positive........ Just to make him sweat.

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