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By Anonymous - 19/10/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML

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By distressed - 05/11/2010 23:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML

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By mybfthecrossdresser - 20/01/2015 15:08 - Australia - Scarborough

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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By backstabbed - 29/10/2011 07:22 - Australia

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

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You deserved it 3 110

By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 19:01 - Netherlands - Herkenbosch

Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML

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Snooping

By Anonymous - 18/04/2022 00:00

Today, I went through my boyfriend's old phone to get over a gut feeling I've been having that things aren't as good as they seem. Turns out he's been taking videos of himself masturbating and sending the videos to chicks on WhatsApp, and contacting an old neighbor trying to hook up with her. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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PageantGirlXOXO 16

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:02

SO immature

SunnyUserName123 5

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:03

Don't have sex for like a month, that'll fix it.

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bonerifix 1

Thursday 20 October 2011 5:32

scared of getting a low score?

bsc23 8

Thursday 20 October 2011 5:38

YDI for not leaving immediately! That's soo disrespectful of him! Hopefully you have more respect for yourself.

sabor_ranchero 12

Thursday 20 October 2011 5:39

Are you by any chance about to become Mrs. Zuckerberg?

portablecupid 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 5:41

That's not okay for so many reasons. I hope you stick up for yourself and don't allow him to treat you like crap.

JadedJarOfHearts 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 5:46

He WANTS to show you off!!! :) at least he doesn't hide when he sees you coming!! :D

BadReputation 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:02

I hope you're not serious. lol. If you are, how low is your self-esteem? :(

JadedJarOfHearts 3

Friday 21 October 2011 6:08

I was kiddin man. :) lol

Okayitwasme 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 5:55

Dump him. If it goes online it's there forever!

lilo8_fml 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 6:07

What an idiot. i'm sorry but its disrespectful

jlperry31 10

Thursday 20 October 2011 6:20

Just be hapoy that he thinks of u enough he woukd let his boys rate u. Which to a guy must mean your hot

Cassikitty 7

Thursday 20 October 2011 7:18

Why can't he think she's hot AND respect her, though?

daisydumbdog 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 6:29

Ex fiancé?

ifeelya 5

Thursday 20 October 2011 6:35

old high school friends? ...i think your fiance is still in high school.

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Today, my hateful mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly. I faked taking a phone call so the bitter old hag would leave me alone. She then pulled out her phone, called my number, and glared at me as my phone rang against my ear. FML

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Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML

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Today, I came to the unhappy realization that I’m living such a cliche. I’m completely in love with a totally unavailable man. He’s funny, smart, and drop dead gorgeous. There’s no way I could ever tell him how I truly feel. He’s gay and I’m a woman. We’ll never be more than friends. FML

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Same thing different taste

Call the cops

Get out of the way

Snooping

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