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By Anonymous - 19/10/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML

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By distressed - 05/11/2010 23:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML

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By mybfthecrossdresser - 20/01/2015 15:08 - Australia - Scarborough

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML

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By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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By backstabbed - 29/10/2011 07:22 - Australia

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 19:01 - Netherlands - Herkenbosch

Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2022 00:00

Today, I went through my boyfriend's old phone to get over a gut feeling I've been having that things aren't as good as they seem. Turns out he's been taking videos of himself masturbating and sending the videos to chicks on WhatsApp, and contacting an old neighbor trying to hook up with her. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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Thursday 20 October 2011 0:02

SO immature

SunnyUserName123 5

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:03

Don't have sex for like a month, that'll fix it.

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Matty1188 6

Thursday 20 October 2011 9:31

I'd leave the loser. If he's doing that, he doesn't have much respect for you.

iimthomas 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 10:23

try to take a picture of his penis when hes soft so you can get your friends to rate it, give those to his high school friends to rate too

Rosaliaa 7

Thursday 20 October 2011 10:35

That's very unrespectful. Do you really want to live with someone who doesn't respect you? I'd leave him for sure.

Sheh_fml 25

Thursday 20 October 2011 12:04

And you just accept it? He obviously don't give a **** about your feelings, so dump him or get used to the idea of being nude on the net.

taazer 12

Thursday 20 October 2011 12:18

Change clothes behin a towel or a blanket

2O12 6

Thursday 20 October 2011 13:26

So it's possible to be hidden and unseen in your bathroom? Woah.

NotYouNinjaDx 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 14:16

I Could Imagine Him Coming In The Bathroom Thinking You Just Finished Showering And You Were Really Using The Potty Dx

jack_tells_truth 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 14:32

You're marrying him, you deserve it. Have fun on your wedding night

satnam_singh 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 15:24

brina53 4

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:17

2 can play this game... post his birthday suit online to his friends, c now how they rate him!

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