Miscellaneous: Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped...

By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 03:28 - Canada

Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Halstead

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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I guess that's a "NO!" then?

By Anonymous - 01/09/2024 16:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I thought it would be romantic to propose to my girlfriend during halftime at a local football game. I arranged everything with the stadium staff. When the moment came, I got down on one knee, only for her to hiss, "Are you serious? Right here?" She ran off, leaving me kneeling in front of hundreds of people. FML

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Cancelled

By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said, "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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By Bassackward - 25/08/2016 05:53

Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML

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zee209 0

Monday 11 May 2009 12:12

Well, it is kind of rude to interrupt the movie for other people. I know I would get made if the movie I pair for suddenly stopped in the middle so some guy I don't know could propose.

wake_junkie 0

Monday 11 May 2009 12:19

Who would even think of interrupting a movie to propose? Dumbest idea ever. Plus getting down on one knee in a movie theater? Ewwwwwwww. Those floors are nasty.

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stop_whining 0

Monday 11 May 2009 17:34

Sorry you were punished for that idiotic move. But on the bright side, I'm sure your wedding at the local mall will be magical.

ubbiejames 0

Monday 11 May 2009 17:44

bahaha, #98's right. maybe the reception in the playplace at mcdonald's will be a real hit,

shmunk 0

Monday 11 May 2009 17:45

it's be better if the movie was saw IV or something

martha_fml 0

Monday 11 May 2009 17:47

run away! this guy has no common sense...no girl wants to be proposed to in a movie theater (unless there's some back story to this...you met there maybe?) but even more so, no one wants to go to a movie to see some dude propose in the middle of it. he's a classy guy huh? haha #99-seriously

FML_N_ATL 0

Monday 11 May 2009 17:58

I would have thrown a coke at him, not you! this is the most ridiculous and stupid proposal i have ever heard of. but hey positive side, congrats on getting engaged!

KEVINPASH 0

Monday 11 May 2009 18:00

What assholes the pair of you must be. Please don't have children.

cefarix 5

Monday 11 May 2009 18:02

Today, I was being consumed peacefully by a rather large human who had been sitting relatively still for an hour. Suddenly, I am propelled upward and forward, then hurled across two rows smack-dab into the head of another young human (this one looking somewhat more healthy than my hurler-master). Now I am being washed out of human hair and down the drain. I was made in the finest Coca Cola factory, only to be discarded as waste... FML.

lyndis_fml 0

Monday 11 May 2009 18:09

When I go to a movie, I want to see the movie. Usually, I've looked up how long the movie is, and have arranged for a ride home afterwards. I don't want my ride getting bored and leaving because the movie had a complete stranger's marriage proposal tacked on in the middle. Yeah, great, I'm happy you two inconsiderate jerks found each other and will bother the rest of us less, but let me enjoy the movie, and I don't want to have to walk home after.

ombrelle 0

Monday 11 May 2009 18:10

hahahaha #105 you made me laugh! I would've thrown more than coke at your head! How rude and not fun at all! Very unromantic... Whole point of a movie is to watch it not watch some proposal... I would've yelled to put the movie back on as well! Did you want sympathy or something?? You must be highschool sweethearts and still in highschool to do something like that