Miscellaneous: Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped...

By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 03:28 - Canada

Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Halstead

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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I guess that's a "NO!" then?

By Anonymous - 01/09/2024 16:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I thought it would be romantic to propose to my girlfriend during halftime at a local football game. I arranged everything with the stadium staff. When the moment came, I got down on one knee, only for her to hiss, "Are you serious? Right here?" She ran off, leaving me kneeling in front of hundreds of people. FML

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Cancelled

By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said, "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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By Bassackward - 25/08/2016 05:53

Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML

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zee209 0

Monday 11 May 2009 12:12

Well, it is kind of rude to interrupt the movie for other people. I know I would get made if the movie I pair for suddenly stopped in the middle so some guy I don't know could propose.

wake_junkie 0

Monday 11 May 2009 12:19

Who would even think of interrupting a movie to propose? Dumbest idea ever. Plus getting down on one knee in a movie theater? Ewwwwwwww. Those floors are nasty.

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thegoodlifeNOT 0

Monday 11 May 2009 21:00

awww hahah congrats!

Phallus_fml 0

Monday 11 May 2009 21:09

Awwww that was sweeeeeeet!!

alex_vik 0

Monday 11 May 2009 21:12

#122 - I'm just going to take these two quotes from you. "who are just upset because no girl would EVER marry them" "I'm fat, and ugly, and I hate myself and my life."

mattmag 0

Monday 11 May 2009 21:13

If it's a romantic movie it's not that bad. But I'd be pissed if you stopped in the middle of an action movie for that!

Bballflyer31 0

Monday 11 May 2009 21:15

Your fiance most certainly deserved to get unceremoniously ejected from the movie theater and perhaps assaulted with beverages. It's not that those 3 minutes are particularly important to the audience; it's just the principle. Why is it that HE gets to stop the movie to say something but nobody else does? Because he's friends with (or has enough extra cash to pay) the projectionist? Something about it just seems unfair to all those people who didn't interrupt your movie watching experience.

coffeennicotine 0

Monday 11 May 2009 21:16

I wouldn't even agree to marry a douche that did that.

IxamxStatic 0

Monday 11 May 2009 21:21

Maybe she's a movie buff. I love movies and I think this is sweet and I would love it if it happened to me. That movie would always bring good memories. =) I think though that the manager or people selling tickets should have mentioned what was going to happen so people wouldn't have gotten so pissed about it.

Arcterion 0

Monday 11 May 2009 21:23

Serves you guys right. Do not **** with people's entertainment, especially if they paid good money for it.

aback 4

Monday 11 May 2009 21:24

Your fiancee is pretty narcissistic if he thinks a whole theater full of strangers is going to be all charmed when the movie they paid a good chunk of cash to see is interrupted so they can watch him propose to his beloved. They didn't pay to watch you guys, though if you'd performed a few sex acts on him to show your appreciation, at least it would have given them a show.