By SupposedlyAverage - 27/12/2014 14:55 - United States

Today, my fiancé proposed to me. He said, "I could have picked anyone, but I chose you. You're a solid 2, which is average. Not a 10, but I'm glad you're a 2. Less pressure, ya know." I'm not sure if I should be more upset with the fact that I'm "average", or the fact that he thought this was romantic. FML
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Flaming_Pandas 15

Now it's time to say the same thing about his dick size.

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Likian5 26

Since when is a 2 "average"?? That's a straight up insult right there...

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RockyG92 15

The fact you refer to them as "fiancé" means you said yes. Are you really that upset?

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brasiliano 16

He may be referring to your melons, which most guys are so times those babies by two and you're a four. tens and nines don't exist, eights are rare glamour models do to sum up u r just three from top. :)

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Wolfparable 22

As a lot of people have said don't waste your time with someone who thinks so little of you. Likely case is either he is going to be emotionally abusive towards you or simply doesn't care enough for you and considers you "settling". There is always somebody else out there who would appreciate you more.

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hayleyblack2u71 21

Wow...saying that to OP's face? Dang....that's one man who feels like he can say anything without getting a punch in the jaw. Even though I think everyone knows he defiantly can't (or shouldn't be able to). {TL;DR OP learn to be more assertive.}

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Cemetery87 10

his language is like an MRA. Please consider moving on.

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ZorroRooster 19

And you accepted that god-awful excuse for a proposal?

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Tyyeezyjr 13

Man this dude said average to his maybe wife to be xD lol

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SillyBeanie 8

Guess you said yes since you called him your fiancé? But that was a very rude way to purpose to someone, I don't think I would of said yes.

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CuteCammy 15

That's just sad.. Since when is 2 "average" ??

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