By SupposedlyAverage - 27/12/2014 14:55 - United States

Today, my fiancé proposed to me. He said, "I could have picked anyone, but I chose you. You're a solid 2, which is average. Not a 10, but I'm glad you're a 2. Less pressure, ya know." I'm not sure if I should be more upset with the fact that I'm "average", or the fact that he thought this was romantic. FML
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Flaming_Pandas 15

Now it's time to say the same thing about his dick size.

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Likian5 26

Since when is a 2 "average"?? That's a straight up insult right there...

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XBurytheCastleX 25

From my relationship experience, that is something that should NEVER be said. Even if you look like a doorknob they will treat you like an 11.

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laden_swallow09 34

At least a doorknob is built to be handled.

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laden_swallow09 34

Uhh, average is 6.5 - 7. If you were a 2, you would have to be 400lbs, teeth missing, bad acne, permanent scowl, and a caterpillar for a monobrow.

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flee2321 10

I'm not sure that even as a joke that's ok. Mostly because of timing. That was just horrible. I honestly think that will be between them forever if they get married.

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amb0 2

The saddest part about this FML is that the poster said "Today, my FIANCÉ."

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megansheeran 21

But you called him your fiancée...You should definitely think about whether you really want to spend the rest of your life with someone like that

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ob81 8

Not sure when 2 became average. I am going to say he was joking op. Lighten up.

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