Love: Today, my fiancé proposed to me. He said, "I could have picked...

By SupposedlyAverage - 27/12/2014 14:55 - United States

Today, my fiancé proposed to me. He said, "I could have picked anyone, but I chose you. You're a solid 2, which is average. Not a 10, but I'm glad you're a 2. Less pressure, ya know." I'm not sure if I should be more upset with the fact that I'm "average", or the fact that he thought this was romantic. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 16:20 - United States - Palmdale

Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

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Saturday 27 December 2014 19:12

Now it's time to say the same thing about his dick size.

Likian5 26

Saturday 27 December 2014 19:07

Since when is a 2 "average"?? That's a straight up insult right there...

Comments

dklap 3

Sunday 28 December 2014 23:50

you said fiancé so that means you said yes???!!!??

dklap 3

Monday 29 December 2014 0:04

you said fiancé so that means you said yes???!!!??

blackonblight 32

Monday 29 December 2014 1:34

Why the hell did you say yes, and why are you not more upset that he doesn't know that on a scale of one to ten, average is five, not two? That part would bother me most. Either he's stupid or he thinks you are dumb enough to believe two is average on that scale.

shelglo 5

Monday 29 December 2014 4:10

you deserve it, moron. you're calling him your fiancé so you must've said yes. if you said yes to that then maybe you really are a 2 who can't get anyone else to love them.

violetmango 5

Monday 29 December 2014 5:51

You can't seriously be considering marrying this guy?!

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 29 December 2014 16:34

What a turd. I can't believe you said yes. Break it off, or this will be the moment you look back on, thinking about how this was a sign that you should break it off.

Sight20 1

Monday 29 December 2014 18:06

A 2 isn't average a 6 is average.

Epickitty58 29

Monday 29 December 2014 22:04

Time to get a spray bottle full of water and some treats to train him out of talking to and about you like that.

donutcallmethat 16

Tuesday 30 December 2014 7:40

Your fiance is a narcissist. Your attractiveness aside, he thinks he could have chosen anyone? Yeah right. His personality makes him a zero. Don't marry someone who thinks you are average. Also, maybe hold out for someone who can count to ten.

ViviMage 38

Tuesday 30 December 2014 7:45

2 is average?? How low are his standards?! Ya know, half that speech might've been ok. Or a third..... My fiancé loves me for being curvy, paralyzed throat with a screwy voice, a chronic "drunken walk" due to a rare blood disorder, neck in pain, cancer survivor, and I hold my head up high and then dig into the dirt to get more done than he would have imagined. Am I a 10? To the world, no. To him, I must be.