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By Anonymous - 19/10/2023 16:25 - United States - Spring

Today, my fiancé's mom was driving me to the store to pick up my wedding dress. A few minutes into the drive, she said the car's tank was nearly out of "Jews" and that she'd have to give it "a whole lotta gas", then chuckled to herself. She's well aware that I'm Jewish. FML
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sharkgirl4 23

Well that's ******* rude. And a terrible way to start an important day.

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Tripartita 44

Why would concentration camps gas a nearly empty chamber? Her incredibly stupid joke doesn't even make sense.

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happym 19

My dad had a similar situation when he first met my grandmother. She told him that she was buying something and she totally "Jew'd the seller down."

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ninipooh2 18

She might have said "juice" not "Jews".

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punxsy_phil 11

I mean she probably didn't mean anything by it. It was still pretty rude, but I wouldn't hold it against her

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ACCOUNTKILLER 18

I doubt it was a personal attack against you- she's probably made that same punderful joke for decades.

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Stoogey 16

I'm sorry but I find this bloody hilarious! ??

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Tyrax 16

Holy freaking cow. That's... There are no words.

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YouDoDeserveIt 4

Couldn't you just pee in car's tank or it doesn't work that way?

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