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By inthefamily - 23/10/2012 13:29 - United States - Washington

Today, my fiancé's stepfather asked me how my teaching job was going. I replied heatedly that I've never taught, and then complained bitterly to my fiancé about how his family still doesn't know me. Turns out his stepfather has early onset dementia, and that I'm an asshole. FML

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By whoops - 01/08/2014 20:45 - United States - Vincennes

Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flustered and asked, "So um, did you make it back?" He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I died. Moron." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2015 09:08 - Maldives - Male

Today, I overheard my wife telling my mother-in-law I was diagnosed with a learning disability earlier this week. She replied, "I always knew he was a retard. Why did you ever marry that idiot?" All my wife did was mutter "I don't know." FML

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By Alex - 15/08/2011 04:16 - New Zealand

Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously, until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML

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Hidur 10

Tuesday 23 October 2012 19:01

Sounds like someone never even taught you to be polite

twinny_sc 13

Tuesday 23 October 2012 19:06

Seems like you don't know much about his family either so what are you so pissed about?

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MiloBear 11

Tuesday 23 October 2012 19:12

I find it odd that first you mention your fiance and later you mention your boyfriend. Did you get downgraded after your rude comment?

MakeTodayADTR 20

Tuesday 23 October 2012 19:13

Hey, at least he still knows who you are. :) Dementia is a sad thing to see.

jrobert15 2

Wednesday 24 October 2012 8:58

Yes it is. When I was 14, I stayed with my grandparents for three months to help take care of my grandmother who was dying from dementia. It is nice to be remembered by someone with dementia. OP overreacted about everything.

0ops_i_died 8

Tuesday 23 October 2012 19:14

At least you know you're an asshole.

Jonah171 12

Tuesday 23 October 2012 19:15

You sound like an utterly self-centered bitch and I'm questioning your fiance's judgement.

xXciel_noirXx 2

Tuesday 23 October 2012 19:17

He will forget it happened anyway.

gracehi 31

Tuesday 23 October 2012 19:17

Even if you didn't know he had dementia, yeah, you're an asshole for reacting that way. People make mistakes. It's pretty snobby of you to think you're so important that every member of your fiance's family should remember everything about you perfectly.