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By inthefamily - 23/10/2012 13:29 - United States - Washington

Today, my fiancé's stepfather asked me how my teaching job was going. I replied heatedly that I've never taught, and then complained bitterly to my fiancé about how his family still doesn't know me. Turns out his stepfather has early onset dementia, and that I'm an asshole. FML

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Hidur 10

Tuesday 23 October 2012 19:01

Sounds like someone never even taught you to be polite

twinny_sc 13

Tuesday 23 October 2012 19:06

Seems like you don't know much about his family either so what are you so pissed about?

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HiThereIFailed 15

Wednesday 1 July 2015 6:52

Ooo sorry OP.. I think your fiancé deserves it because he didn't bother to tell you.. Fyl though.. Hope everything gets better!!

rhiley 26

Tuesday 19 January 2016 11:30

pot calling the kettle black?

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