By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 17:59 - United States - Imperial

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Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
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chevygirl23 17

********** in front of him & tell him he's not allowed to help

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sunnyray812 42

What's the point of him telling you then?

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Wonder_Woman9932 5

mastubate in front of him and say, "don't need you anyways!" then when you're done say, "it feels better when I do it" then wipe it on his face and say call him 'simba'

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RKD 23

Your boyfriend sounds like a real jackoff!

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NodakN8V 25

I could say what a jerk but...

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AloysiusWeasley 15

Stop at your local adult store and get a three-speed rabbit. Go home and start playing with it, and tell him he's not allowed to help. It could well lead to a night you'll never forget! :D

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kittie77 10

Who would turn down sex for jacking off? Uhh wow. Loser!

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tehyanicoleee 6

Hahaa. That's happened to me! You just make him please in other ways if it's still to early to make up the damage. ;)

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jordanashley211 20

Dude, I feel your pain. In an incredibly similar boat. ?

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daidax_238 26

"Now I'm horny and sad". I'm going to start using that.

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