Miscellaneous: Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The...

By Ringless - 25/02/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML

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You deserved it 3 616

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Same thing different taste

By jaxattax - 20/10/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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You deserved it 82 925

By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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You deserved it 7 149

Get out while you still can

By Bullet dodged - 20/02/2021 00:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML

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You deserved it 155

By forever1990 - 28/01/2013 11:52 - United States - York

Today, I'm getting married. A few months ago, I allowed my mother in-law to take care of catering. She begged to be a part of the wedding, so I gave her the caterer's number and order info. It appears that I will not be eating at my own wedding because she decided to order food I'm allergic to. FML

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You deserved it 6 801

Bad omen

By weddingblues - 30/05/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML

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You deserved it 23 678

By Jim - 28/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML

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You deserved it 82 615

Don't get it

By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 19:17 - United States - Bristol

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML

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You deserved it 3 338

By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 16:09 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML

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You deserved it 3 686

By soccerlove09 - 11/10/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML

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Sounds like a plan

By Billybob - 28/07/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I was meal-planning for the week, and sent my fiancee a grocery list with the stuff I needed. She ignored the list and bought nothing but junk food. I guess we can just eat cookie dough and sugar cereal, and die of diabetes in our fifties. FML

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You deserved it 119

xMrAndyTranx 4

Friday 26 February 2010 1:11

Her excuse to break it off, i bet she has a secret lover

sentient 10

Friday 26 February 2010 1:13

you're better off

Comments

GreenAlbatross 3

Friday 26 February 2010 8:37

No. It's a protein in the cocoa bean itself. Cocoa butter is made from cocoa beans you idiot.

NotMeh 0

Friday 26 February 2010 8:54

You're 'highly allergic' to chocolate?! I love chocolate! :(

Ultimate_Cynic 0

Friday 26 February 2010 9:04

If you can't compromise over something as meaningless as a cake, neither of you were ready to get married to begin with. You BOTH deserved it.

boatkicker 4

Friday 26 February 2010 15:00

How is he supposed to compromise? Its an allergy. He can't just turn it off or ignore it.

gaga_ooh_lala 0

Friday 26 February 2010 9:25

you should've let her have the cake and smashed it on her face during the reception. hehe that would've spiced up the reception a bit. but seriously you're way better off without someone that throws a temper tantrum like a 3 year old.

ilovecowboys 0

Friday 26 February 2010 9:28

You deserve it for being engaged to such a bitch in the first place, consider this a warning of things to come!

bassman22 0

Friday 26 February 2010 9:45

man, I hate it when girls do that sort of things, I mean really. You're better off now bro

MKRuffinitup 0

Friday 26 February 2010 9:59

I thought a wedding cake was supposed to be shared by the groom and the bride? much like the up coming marraige. And isn't the top part of the cake typically saved in the freezor for one year to celebrate the anniversary? what the he'll is a grooms cake? Sucks you broke up over a cake, but better off to now than to lose all your money over some furniture or something in the future.