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By Ringless - 25/02/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML

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Same thing different taste

By jaxattax - 20/10/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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Get out while you still can

By Bullet dodged - 20/02/2021 00:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML

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You deserved it 155

By forever1990 - 28/01/2013 11:52 - United States - York

Today, I'm getting married. A few months ago, I allowed my mother in-law to take care of catering. She begged to be a part of the wedding, so I gave her the caterer's number and order info. It appears that I will not be eating at my own wedding because she decided to order food I'm allergic to. FML

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Bad omen

By weddingblues - 30/05/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML

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By Jim - 28/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML

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Don't get it

By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 19:17 - United States - Bristol

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 16:09 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML

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You deserved it 3 686

By soccerlove09 - 11/10/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML

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Sounds like a plan

By Billybob - 28/07/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I was meal-planning for the week, and sent my fiancee a grocery list with the stuff I needed. She ignored the list and bought nothing but junk food. I guess we can just eat cookie dough and sugar cereal, and die of diabetes in our fifties. FML

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You deserved it 119

xMrAndyTranx 4

Friday 26 February 2010 1:11

Her excuse to break it off, i bet she has a secret lover

sentient 10

Friday 26 February 2010 1:13

you're better off

Comments

arine_barouni59 0

Friday 26 February 2010 6:32

wow what a bitch did she even love you

tipoo_fml 0

Friday 26 February 2010 6:34

You dodged a bullet man, your better off.

SeximusPrime 0

Friday 26 February 2010 6:36

Good riddance to the bitch. She wasn't going to compromise on anything and it would have been a shitty waste of a marriage.

GhoStedar 0

Friday 26 February 2010 6:40

Did you actually TELL her that you are allerigic?

brownlace 0

Friday 26 February 2010 7:22

well aren't u glad that's over?

gmula22 0

Friday 26 February 2010 7:29

Get a clue and buy the damn cake!

smackieonassis 0

Friday 26 February 2010 7:39

Dude, if she is that much of a bitch you are better off not marrying her.

Coccinelle_fml 15

Friday 26 February 2010 7:48

FYL for being allergic to the best food on earth.

nyc718 0

Friday 26 February 2010 8:33

He didn't day he's allergic to macaroni and cheese

cdilink 0

Friday 26 February 2010 8:05

Gosh over cake?

jp70 0

Friday 26 February 2010 8:26

YDI for thinking your life sucks. Sounds like a bitch to me, better you found out now...

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