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By waste of effort - 15/05/2012 20:56 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2012 05:03 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML

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Cold reading

By Anonymous - 06/12/2014 21:52 - Belgium

Today, I found out why my wife has been cold and distant lately. She went to a psycho fraudster - sorry, I mean "psychic medium" - who said I'm lusting after other women and am thinking about leaving her. She actually believed him. Now I'm considering leaving her for real. Well played, I guess. FML

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Doomed

By SweptWolf - 06/06/2020 23:02

Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML

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Don't get it

By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 19:17 - United States - Bristol

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML

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By ihatemylife - 20/08/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML

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Get out while you still can

By Bullet dodged - 20/02/2021 00:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML

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By fianceeless - 21/01/2011 01:15 - United States

Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML

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By thanksfamily - 18/09/2012 11:22 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 19:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend started a month-long period of not talking to me. One of her male friends, who is a self-styled astrologist, told her there are "bad omens" in our relationship for the coming weeks. I don't know if I should dump her for being gullible or just plain stupid. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML

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loserboii 11

Wednesday 16 May 2012 0:53

You're better off without her if she's that supersticious

Addyy_ 5

Wednesday 16 May 2012 1:04

I would too if my fiancée just left me because of bullshit like that.

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hateevryone 14

Wednesday 16 May 2012 5:19

She's an idiot period!

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 16 May 2012 5:31

So if I tell her I have a bright aura around my penis, would she suck it?

CessnaPilot 5

Wednesday 16 May 2012 5:37

Better off.

vanillacocoa 6

Wednesday 16 May 2012 5:41

Well she was right about one thing at least - total idiot

22cute 17

Wednesday 16 May 2012 5:43

Or maybe she feared you had a dark side and just needed confirmation from elsewhere to trust her instincts.....?

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 16 May 2012 5:53

Celebrate. You just escaped sharing your life and raising children with someone who will base major life decisions on hocus pocus.

pappuyarr 1

Wednesday 16 May 2012 6:12

Why fml? U r lucky that u got rid of a psycho before its too late, so b happy

Longshott 4

Wednesday 16 May 2012 6:18

Slip the psychic a fifty to make up whatever story he/she likes and reverse the verdict about your aura. ...or save yourself fifty bucks (and the pain and expense of a messy divorce five years from now) and forget her and find a woman that isn't ******* nuts. Good luck with that.