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By waste of effort - 15/05/2012 20:56 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2012 05:03 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML

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Cold reading

By Anonymous - 06/12/2014 21:52 - Belgium

Today, I found out why my wife has been cold and distant lately. She went to a psycho fraudster - sorry, I mean "psychic medium" - who said I'm lusting after other women and am thinking about leaving her. She actually believed him. Now I'm considering leaving her for real. Well played, I guess. FML

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Doomed

By SweptWolf - 06/06/2020 23:02

Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML

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Don't get it

By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 19:17 - United States - Bristol

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML

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By ihatemylife - 20/08/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML

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Get out while you still can

By Bullet dodged - 20/02/2021 00:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML

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By fianceeless - 21/01/2011 01:15 - United States

Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML

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By thanksfamily - 18/09/2012 11:22 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 19:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend started a month-long period of not talking to me. One of her male friends, who is a self-styled astrologist, told her there are "bad omens" in our relationship for the coming weeks. I don't know if I should dump her for being gullible or just plain stupid. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML

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loserboii 11

Wednesday 16 May 2012 0:53

You're better off without her if she's that supersticious

Addyy_ 5

Wednesday 16 May 2012 1:04

I would too if my fiancée just left me because of bullshit like that.

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_ebbonyy 11

Wednesday 16 May 2012 3:03

omg -.- wrong thread. my apologies!

tehdarkness 21

Wednesday 16 May 2012 3:08

If she will leave you for that, then she obvs doesn't love you enough. I'm sorry, the truth hurts, but you're better off without her. If you convince her to change her mind you will always be insecure in the relationship.

brandonjd25 3

Wednesday 16 May 2012 3:17

Welp. Good thing you found out she was a psycho now instead of later...

livamour 17

Wednesday 16 May 2012 3:19

I can feel the rage in this one

ICastillo 24

Wednesday 16 May 2012 3:21

What a dumbass your girl friend is. You should go to the psychic and show him bad aurora by falcon punching him in the face.

rattusrattus 18

Wednesday 16 May 2012 3:23

I wear my aura dark. I find it to be slimming, casual but smart, and slightly intimidating to touchy weirdos.

disney_blonde 16

Wednesday 16 May 2012 3:24

If psychics were legit, wouldn't they be able to predict the lotto and sports events and be rich enough not to have to do $10 palm readings? Better you found out your ex-fiance's an idiot now rather than after the marriage.