Tell me, who is this mysterious Karma Man? Is he someone who uses punctuation? Does he strikes people during moments when the least expected? Is he the next Comic book hero? Damn, so many questions to be answered.

Karma man should've been in the Avengers..

A-teen does this karma man use phrases that make actual sense or does he indeed "strikes when the least expected"

Yes. And he uses perfect grammar. He's my hero!

But no one should put shoes on a table. Unless they are on display in the store.

Just for fun, do it (shoes on the table and the like) in secret a few times, enough to get a good sample size, then quiz her innocuously on whether anything went wrong or badly awry on the days that you did. Unless she's a chronic complainer, you can then pull your big reveal. Okay, okay, considering she's your mother you probably do not honestly care enough to pull something like that.

Hat on a bed? Never heard that one before. People do believe some amazingly daft stuff. I believe that this is because the Flying Spaghetti Monster has been fiddling with their brains using his noodly appendages.

What the ******* shit? OP's ******* language is ok by my god damn standards. Why point out that his language is not ******* helping? ******* *******, why hate on OP's Shitty language? Hell, It hasn't done any ******* thing to you. Cockferret!

Hey, I know how to say that in Chinese!