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By waste of effort - 15/05/2012 20:56 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML
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loserboii 11

You're better off without her if she's that supersticious

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Addyy_ 5

I would too if my fiancée just left me because of bullshit like that.

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OfficeNinja 5

You dodged a bullet. Sorry to say, but your fiancée is a total idiot. Anybody who believes in "psychics" is insane. Sooner or later you were going to learn the truth - better now before you are legally bound.

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perdix 29

Actually, today is your lucky day. If you married this one, you'd have at least a 50/50 chance of having idiot babies. If you are also an idiot, it almost certain that all of kids will be idiots.

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wlddog 14

Takes an idiot to make kids with an idiot. I would say its closer to 90% chance they raise an idiot. 10% goes to genetics as a wild card.

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perdix 29

I think idiocy is the dominant gene and common sense is recessive. Make the Punnett square and you'll understand the popularity of NASCAR, smoking and Type II diabetes.

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matvx 5

At first I thought your life sucked, but she saved you alot of headaches in the future. Shes a nutball clearly.

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DogStatus 2

Take her to another physic and pay the guy (in secret) to tell her the opposite of what the douche physic said.

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allyssa77 0

It's kind of rude that you would call the woman you love an idiot... Just saying!

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Shrike 23

Right, cause you're totally the embodiment of ******* Buddha towards people who've stabbed you in the back totally betrayed you and your trust on every level. STFU.

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ohshititscandl 0

How do we know you don't? -.-

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theneatoburrito 8

Well, because of the way you're speaking of the woman you wanted to marry and her beliefs, maybe you do have a "dark aura". Although it is pretty stupid that she believes that, maybe it was a good thing she called it off, because it seems that now you believe you weren't meant for each other after all. Still, FYL.

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other121 2

Hey, "theneatoburrito"... Looks like you need to cut down on those burritos.

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MoogleSam 8

Believing in psychics does not make you a 'complete idiot' or 'crazy' or a 'bitch'. It means you are more open to things that SOUND good but on paper, would seem completely ridiculous, insane, or horrifying. The answer to this is to find a logical way to make what the psychic said appear stupid or ridiculous such as by asking how you could have a dark aura if you did *insert good deed list*.

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