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By waste of effort - 15/05/2012 20:56 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML
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loserboii 11

You're better off without her if she's that supersticious

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Addyy_ 5

I would too if my fiancée just left me because of bullshit like that.

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baxcey 3

Stop judging psychics like there con artists. There not. Hey need to make a living to and everything they say I true you ass!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

*They *too "everything they say I true you ass!"? Wut? I bet you're OP's wife.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I forgot: *They're *They're Please pay $25 to A_TEEN Industries for the grammar corrections. A_TEEN Industries, better than Bastard Corp. since 1994.

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Llamacod 11

Here, let me help you to be intelligent. "Stop judging psychics like *they're* con artists. *They're* not. *They* need to make a living too("also" would work as well) and everything they say (and here I am just guessing at what you mean) is true, you ass! See that wasn't too hard now was it?

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ax1989 0

those psychic visions really screw with ones ability to type; and form a statement that makes any kind of sense huh? I'll believe in psychics when I see the headline "psychic winns lotto 4th time in a row". *paraphrasing and old James Randy joke*

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22cute 17

Thanks, #75 These trolls only know what they hear. Never bother to test anything out. Just follow the crowd like sheep - it's easier than thinking.

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Shrike 23

189- Hahahah! If you hadn't put a number ahead of your comment, I'd have thought you were talking to one of the rational people on this thread. You know, the ones aware of all the objective research on this kind of thing that shows it up as total bullshit. Get rid of your confirmation bias and try again. Even disregarding that, you're calling people trolls for not sharing your beliefs? Nice one, bigot.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Well, some people are skeptical about psychics. That doesn't mean they're sheep. Oh, and following what 'good things' you people are saying about psychics means you are a sheep too.

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22cute 17

I challenge you to site even one piece of actual research on psychics. I challenge you to actually speak to a psychic. Skepticism is great, I share that. But it MEANS looking for evidence before accepting beliefs FOR or AGAINST....not just blindly accepting that things outside your limited experience are untrue.

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Levvy 22

Really? "Everything"? Is that really the word you wanna go with? Do you wanna confirm that first?

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camiguin 3

If something that stupid made her break it off she probably had doubts before. So now he question is what made her have those doubts? Something that might have darkened you aura???

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DazedSiren 5

Wow... I see auras and a fiancée that stupid is doing you a favor

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dharmaxxx 2

she sounds delusional. looks like you dodged a bullet there!

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ryanbeast 7

If you ask me, you're way better off without her.

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jayisacooter 1

The psychic was correct - your dark aura and negativity come across loud & clear in your post - thank God your X fiancé had the good sense to seek the help of the psychic!!!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Oh great, another believer of "psychics".

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pokefan813 16

He was joking. Or at least I hope he was...

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Levvy 22

Familiar with the phrase "self-fulfilling prophecy"? Just one of the many ways people who believe in things like this make sure they always think they're right.

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missalice0306 19

I say she has already been thinking about breaking it off with you and she just used that as an excuse. You're better off without her either way.

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mrtjawesome 14

better to have loved and have lost than... never mind u may have had a good thing happen

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