By oh my fucking god - 10/07/2014 13:34 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML
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BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22

"Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife" "Hell no. She's cray-cray!!"

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kirasant 19

Time to hit the hell-no button and jump for it. You got yourself an idiot. Just be thankful the stupidity showed itself before the wedding.

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raspution 21

Maybe that is why she has not ran from him yet.

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Drpness 6

Kill her. Knock her out and put her feet first into a wood chipper. If she wakes up that's all the better. After chipping take her disfigured remains and use her as ingredients in chilly and eat the chilly. Now that's cray cray

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DocBastard 38

No, two things are really crazy: 1) you stole the wood chipper idea from Fargo, and 2) the fact that you don't know how to spell "chili" properly. THAT is cray cray.

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Drpness 6

We'll excuse the **** out of me for not knowing a word. I don't eat it. Never know what could be in that stuff. Beans. Meat. Dead fiancé...

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DocBastard 38

Perhaps before you use a word you don't know, you should, oh I don't know, LOOK IT UP. You see, there used to be this book called the "dictionary" which had all sorts of fancy words in it, all spelled correctly. Nowadays you can use something called The Internet to look things up even faster. I do this because I'm a nice ******* guy. You're welcome.

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Drpness 6

Sorry. No internet and I only have a Braille dictionary. I'm screwed in life..

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DocBastard 38

Don't you give me that goosfraba crap, Welshie! I'm perfectly goddamned calm! Oh shit, time for my medicine...

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Akay4 14

No internet, is on FML...You sure about that?

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Drpness 6

Yeppers! No internet...if don't know how I keep commenting.

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TheNiceOne 20

I'm confused. Are you a lesbian???

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kurodansei 16

What makes you think OP is a lesbian?

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kurodansei 16

After further review and research I got it now.

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Respect101 17

Well the FML says her fiance is a girl and her little gender symbol says she is a girl so they are lesbians.

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Ihavegas 22

eventually the people will only speak in grunts and snorts. goodbye society.

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jackel_love 14

I haven't loved an FML more than I love this one.

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blazerman_fml 17

She sounds 12 and totes cray cray.. :P

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kurodansei 16

I think Colby6666 is trying to tell us something...... Also just learned the difference between fiancé and fiancée. So I've got that going for me.

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