Love: Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for...

By oh my fucking god - 10/07/2014 13:34 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML

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By Andrew - 30/10/2012 06:08 - United States - Monroe

Today, whilst in an argument with my girlfriend, I told her she was the craziest bitch I'd ever met. She responded with "Challenge accepted." I'm now terrified. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, the TV was blaring, the kids were yelling, and my wife was blabbering on in my ear. Overwhelmed, I shouted, "EVERYONE QUIET!" I got a second of blessed silence before my kids started screaming and crying, and my wife threw a tantrum, saying, "I married a psycho!" FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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By migsman - 15/09/2010 02:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML

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Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 21:51 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, my 16-year-old cousin came to visit for the week. So far, she's said "raunchy", "cray-cray", "legit", and "like" an uncountable number of times. She's only been here for a half hour. FML

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By WhosGoingToCleanThisUp - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter taught me the literal meaning of "When the shit hits the fan." FML

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By what's a rimjob between friends? - 06/09/2013 21:42 - United States - Boston

Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2015 07:19 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said "But seriously... no." FML

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By Olive - 19/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML

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thesmeagol 22

Thursday 10 July 2014 18:40

Two words, Duct tape.

BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22

Thursday 10 July 2014 18:44

"Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife" "Hell no. She's cray-cray!!"

Comments

DocBastard 38

Thursday 10 July 2014 18:45

Your fiancée is amazeballs.

ihpp 22

Thursday 10 July 2014 19:02

Doc you and your blog are amazeballs

colby6666 43

Thursday 10 July 2014 19:06

26- if only there were a messaging system for you to tell him

sterling1113 15

Friday 11 July 2014 0:31

I didn't even know people actually said that until I saw it on a list of annoying phrases. I'm still pretty sure I've only ever seen people use it sarcastically, actually.

kelsorg 21

Thursday 10 July 2014 18:45

gotta love hip hop and how it influences the public. (I'm being sarcastic so everyone knows)

pjsr 32

Thursday 10 July 2014 19:51

Triumvirate, I love your reply to #12. I did not know one word could make me laugh so much, and repeatedly. I bow down to you, master.

Sebastian2022 22

Thursday 10 July 2014 18:45

It's time you go cray cray, buddy.

redbaron94 8

Thursday 10 July 2014 18:47

Walk away from her

leary96 15

Thursday 10 July 2014 18:48

At least you found out now rather than after the marriage

Soloman212 28

Thursday 10 July 2014 21:13

Yes, found out he's a cray-er. That shit tears marriages apart.

lilmimi425 4

Friday 11 July 2014 1:11

OP is female

VasNormandy 14

Thursday 10 July 2014 18:50

Just tell her you find it really annoying and ask her to stop, politely as possible. Better than ranting and raving about it.

91hayek 31

Thursday 10 July 2014 18:51

lol well this is what you get when you want marriage. Yay now homosexuals get the same suffering limited to straight married couples! Equality in having annoying significant others for everyone!

Respect101 17

Thursday 10 July 2014 19:47

'Murica.

MzZombicidal 36

Thursday 10 July 2014 20:05

More like United Kingdom, #60...

HeelofHeels 3

Thursday 10 July 2014 18:53

Give the bitch a good ole smackin' around that should fix things

badluckalex 23

Thursday 10 July 2014 20:53

no, no it wont...

kotake 7

Thursday 10 July 2014 18:58

so you "just can't" in response to her being "cray cray"? you two sound like an adorbz cuple.

hisfaceallred 19

Thursday 10 July 2014 18:59

deal with it yo, she'll get tired of it and im sure theres a reason you want to marry her. if it's hurting you to have her amount your feelings to 'cray-cray', make it clear that it could very well jeopardize the relationship.