By badsinger - 04/06/2010 09:38 - New Zealand

Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
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perdix 29

Don't butcher that song for her! If you suck at singing and she has a pleasant childhood memory of her mom, you have stained it, you fool. If you do indeed suck at singing and don't think you do, head on down to the local karaoke bar -- the masses will let you know what your talent level is. You should have just let her fall asleep in peace. . . and then jacked off on her face. That's what a nice considerate guy would do. ;)

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AndyyAOTF 3

lmao haha same thing happened to me alittle while back with my ex glad to hear I'm not the only one.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

I remember this one time singing "You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin" to this one blond-haired lady at this bar full of working men and air pilots. My friend and I got the entire bar to sing along with us, and she allowed me to talk her up until she had to leave. I found out later that she was one of my instructors at this prestigious base my friend and I were placed at. After many talks, drinks, and impressive stories, I was finally able to make sweet love to her while the "Take My Breath Away" theme was playing mysteriously in the background. I'm not sure what happened right after that, but my friend died in some tragic jet-related accident some time later. Sad story, really, but that was nothing once the aliens arrived and started some sort of "war" with us. Of course, by this point, I was on some sort of impossible mission for a secret organization and they wanted me to travel back in time to ancient Japan to hunt down and kill this samurai warrior.

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Shadic 0

Not enough Scientology-crazed actions.

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sabatical 0

I'd punch her in the face the next time she wants a hug.. but that's just me.

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wyldecard 0

lmao. just like a sitcom. oh you new zealanders

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Rawwrness 3

well I don't blame her. if I was in a bad mood I wouldn't want someone who sounds like a fat dude orgasming to sing to me....

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wyldecard 0

fat dude orgasming? lol wow. that sounds frightening

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Rawwrness 3

exactly. just thinking of that ruins my day lol

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

What a bizarre comparison. I now feel compelled to ask how did you come to know that a "fat dude orgasming" sounds like horrible singing?

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Rawwrness 3

haha I have no idea 

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unmadebed 0

I think it would probably sound really creepy to be falling asleep and have someone try to sing to you.

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Awnonymous 4

Why the **** would that help? I wouldn't want my favourite song sung to me by ******' jesus if I was pissed off, well yeah I would but it involves heavy screaming, and jesus is balls at that shit.

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