Love: Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were...

By badsinger - 04/06/2010 09:38 - New Zealand

Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML

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By sXeQueen - 13/03/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2013 01:55 - China - Shanghai

Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 07:47

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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The Voice

By NotChadKrouger - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML

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Make it stop

By dee - 03/07/2011 05:36 - United States

Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

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The Voice

By Ellie - 08/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML

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By lil123 - 25/03/2012 04:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML

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Moment of truth

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend and she was making me listen to one of her recordings for chorus. As I was listening to it a solo came on, and i turned to her and said "This is the worst fucking solo I've ever heard in my life." Little did I know, it was her solo. FML

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LookinLikeDrake 0

Friday 4 June 2010 16:08

she needs to pull the stick out

niniss67 0

Friday 4 June 2010 16:08

awe at least you tried

Comments

jtag017 0

Friday 4 June 2010 18:06

hahaha ouch

mpclaw 3

Friday 4 June 2010 18:06

run Forrest run. get out now. you are headed to a miserable marraige. be glad you saw it coming before it's too late!

Stevefett 0

Friday 4 June 2010 18:17

Time for some singing lessons.

ohgodwtf 0

Friday 4 June 2010 18:20

YDI for trying to cheer up a pissed off girl.

NoKo_fml 0

Friday 4 June 2010 18:30

When a woman is pissed off like this, by her a diamond and she'll be happy for a few days.

sloop_fml 0

Friday 4 June 2010 18:49

true love lol

gman79 0

Friday 4 June 2010 18:51

ydi for being a pussy, shoulda rolled her over

GarnetHuntress 0

Friday 4 June 2010 18:53

Well hey, at least she did warn you ahead of time that she was having a bad day, so you had some heads up at least. Though she could have been nicer in how she told you to shush, but if it got the point across I guess.