By AtLeastHaveADecientExcuse - 28/08/2013 13:25

Today, my first date in years cancelled on me because she has to "wash the horse's hair." The date was arranged for 9:30pm. FML
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The_9th_Doctor 18

did you arrange a date with Sarah Jessica Parker?

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windcaster42 8

She might be referring to the hair around her lady parts... FYL OP

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Yellow_Fish79 11

Well you probably dodged a bullet there... what kind of excuse is that? Lol

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ice723 5

it could be legit if were being set up wirh caroline channing from 2 broke girls lol

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xzanex 22

Maybe she actually runs a brothel and she actually said "wash the *****'s hair"

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j2ck2s51988 6

honestly it sounds bout right, I currently have a girlfriend with a horse, and she has missed dinner before cause she was out till 12 at night washing the horse to get ready for a show.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Ask her if you can set up another date sometime soon.

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ZombieSazza 34

Wow... Why not just say "sorry, I can't make it, rain check?" And leave it at that?

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cosicosei 22

Cause that's an asshole move, not giving a reason and being blunt. If its true, its a good excuse.

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TogeBara 12

I'm not going to lie about this, it sounds realistic. Just this once giver her the benefit of the doubt. I live in the south and many of the people I know own horses. They spend from dawn to dusk and a lot of the time out in the dark with their truck's fog lights on or a set of halogen lights on the barn to clean, wash, and generally take care of the horse. If they have a show they may stay up most of the night.

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