By AtLeastHaveADecientExcuse - 28/08/2013 13:25

Today, my first date in years cancelled on me because she has to "wash the horse's hair." The date was arranged for 9:30pm. FML
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The_9th_Doctor 18

did you arrange a date with Sarah Jessica Parker?

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hollywoodt1ts 15

Should have told her, "**** you and the horse you rode in on." FYL, OP. P.S. it's spelled "decent"

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AerBear115 15

Okay I have a horse and if your going to a show sometimes it gets late but you still gotta wash them to be all pretty! Or if it's like my horse and has no tail because the dog keeps pulling it out your washing it hoping it grows! Either way it's a perfectly good reason to me! Better luck next time :)

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Fernando83 19

Are you serious, you don't have the forethought of when a you have a show.

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molliciousj 19

If you have a show wouldn't you wash the horse right before? If you wash it the night before it still has 8 house to roll in the dirt and get poop on its hair. Surely, you cowgirls know this.

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jessBeAqueen 13

I'm still mortified by the fact that the dog pulls out the horses tail. poor horsey.

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cosicosei 22

I have a horse too and no, you put a blanket on them and give them a brush in the morning, they wont get dirty. It really is important and yes, you would know when you have a show but there's usually so much to prepare it gets very late. Hes lucky she tried to include him, show season is seriously busy.

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AerBear115 15

I guess I should also say she's stupid though because if she knew on advance she needed to wash the horse she shouldn't have made plans!

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mangobbler 11

Keep it classy. Just beat the idiot with a horseshoe.

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molliciousj 19

Something tells me she doesn't even have horses...

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sneeze_watch 19

"I have to wash my hair" is a really, really old excuse that gals used to give when they wanted to let you down easy. The horse thing is new.

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awkward_painful 4

Honestly, in a situation like this, OP should evaluate what about themselves is putting people off so much

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jw90 18

That's a really dumb excuse to not date anyone. You're better off OP.

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theannak 7

Well if she shows horses then grooming them is in her best interest...maybe she really meant it, but had a horse show the next day? It takes me a few hours to get my horse "show clean" before a show. I usually do it earlier in the day, but some people might like doin it late. Sorry OP...good luck!

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cosicosei 22

Soo many comments like this, finally people that understand horse girls. Its a passion, and a live animal, guys need to deal with it.

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panda_lou 11

Agreed! I tell all my boyfriends straight up I am all about my horses. I ride in my free time. I spend all my money on them. I ENJOY smelling like them. Don't like it? Throws off your "swag" vibe? Gtfo then.

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cosicosei 22

**** I need more friends like this! Luckily my bf comes out to my rides as often as he can, even with hay allergies :p

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