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By AtLeastHaveADecientExcuse - 28/08/2013 13:25

Today, my first date in years cancelled on me because she has to "wash the horse's hair." The date was arranged for 9:30pm. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 02:00

Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML

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By Dannikins - 05/11/2020 01:01 - United States - San Antonio

Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML

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By crazyattracts - 31/07/2016 05:53 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML

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By Anonomous - 08/12/2014 17:58 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

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By Brandon - 09/05/2016 02:56 - United States - Springfield

Today, my wife cancelled on our date we had planned for over a month. It would have been our first one-on-one date since the birth of our first child. Our child is over 13 months old. FML

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By sadday - 20/11/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 11:40 - Austria - Vienna

Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML

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By Sash - 06/04/2012 21:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

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By nolove4me - 29/06/2011 20:41 - United States

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

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The_9th_Doctor 18

Wednesday 28 August 2013 19:22

did you arrange a date with Sarah Jessica Parker?

Welshite 39

Wednesday 28 August 2013 19:20

What is she: a centaur?

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soapytoastpants 4

Wednesday 28 August 2013 20:41

Clearly none of you are equestrians......

Dcm210 19

Wednesday 28 August 2013 20:51

She's crazy, she helped you dodge a bullet.

anmolm97 12

Wednesday 28 August 2013 20:53

USERNAME WIN!! and that sucks op..you'll find someone better.

TyLloyd 7

Wednesday 28 August 2013 21:04

Fabio's got some work to do before he can play

goldielox123 3

Wednesday 28 August 2013 21:17

Hah I'm actually a horseback rider and if she's going to a show tomorrow then that's a perfectly legitimate excuse. But if she's just doing it randomly then yeah she's ditching you.

qwertyu_ioplk 9

Wednesday 28 August 2013 21:24

Jesus Christ, she could have chosen something better than that

reymon8823 24

Wednesday 28 August 2013 21:48

You spelled "decent" wrong OP lol

FizzyLizzy33 12

Wednesday 28 August 2013 21:51

I can speak from the standpoint of an equestrian. If there is a show coming up you have to clean your horse. I have been at the barn until 10:30 PM before doing horse show prep. For all I know she's not an equestrian but perhaps that's why?

roflmfao167 3

Thursday 29 August 2013 15:54

Same thing I'm thinking as an equestrian lol

kchristopher242 1

Wednesday 28 August 2013 22:17

It sucks that that happened, but I ride horses myself, they take a crap load of time out of your life. Bathing, braiding, clipping, and cleaning their tack before a show. Show season is crazy!

patrickalamo 47

Wednesday 28 August 2013 22:27

OP, nice rip off of a Clorox commercial.

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