By AtLeastHaveADecientExcuse - 28/08/2013 13:25

Today, my first date in years cancelled on me because she has to "wash the horse's hair." The date was arranged for 9:30pm. FML
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The_9th_Doctor 18

did you arrange a date with Sarah Jessica Parker?

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perdix 29

Ask her if you could help out, you could become her "mane man."

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Genuine_G 8

You've been making me laugh for years now. Thanks perdix

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RedPillSucks 31

It's ok to compliment someone. Was he suppose to add "no ****" to that??

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mario2012 18

Be glad you aren't dating that horse's ass.

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Conn3ct 9

It's always a good idea to date the horse girls though. They love riding!

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DessaChan 9

Dw OP, you"ll find someone who deserves you better :)

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cosicosei 22

Hey if its the day before a competition that really is the most important. Trust me, horse people are crazy. Just reschedule!

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NeighSoulSister 6

From what it looks like, I doubt she even has a horse and just made up some bs excuse.

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cosicosei 22

Yeah thats also possible, but in that case she has quite an imagination... I could think of tons more excuses before that :s

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graceinsheepwear 33

Maybe OP would have liked to play dirty horsey too!

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NiteShayd 10

Sounds like she could use a touch of conditioner...

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NatalieF 5

That is one of the worst excuses i have ever heard , unless it's true or she's a horse

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revolution4ever 14

I wish I knew what she meant x.x was it a real horse or is she one of those people that just all natural? Google here I come. I hope I don't regret it.

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Ari1337 15

its not code for anything, the girl just made an excuse to not go out on a date with OP.

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revolution4ever 14

Yeah I realize that now. I literally had just woken up and read it with a completely different meaning.

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