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By thankskimi - 15/03/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

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By SKuser - 19/05/2009 08:09 - China

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML

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By WTF - 15/10/2015 04:43 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML

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By man2 - 23/09/2010 11:18 - Ireland

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML

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By Lonely - 18/03/2010 04:02 - United States

Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML

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By Flipper_87 - 29/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2014 19:44 - United Kingdom - Alfreton

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML

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Sometimes, they just do

By Anonymous - 16/03/2025 03:00 - Netherlands

Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML

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More money, more problems

By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML

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Standards

By Lily - 23/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 08:07 - Australia - Boronia

Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML

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Sunday 15 March 2009 22:46

Don't worry about her... You'll find a less stupid girl easily...

alex_vik 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:47

I'm sure you'll find someone intelligent.

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xFenix81x 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:40

She will regret it. Seems to me that she was only thinking getting her ****** pounded more than every nail in the floor.

AlmightyRC 0

Friday 19 June 2009 6:34

dont worry, if shes that stupid, you dont need her =]

fayzhai 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:53

gold digger

der_Jabberwhock 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 9:53

She probably wanted to **** him just because she thought he was cute. Stupid, stupid, shallow little mental midget. You deserve better than her.

nicole019 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 7:38

she is a moron and a bitch any girl would be lucky to have you!! good luck at medical school you are obviously better off worhout her :-)

HRNIII 1

Thursday 9 July 2009 21:44

Wow is she hot? I own a couple of kiosks and wanted to see if she would put out for me too.

Paige_Nicole10 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 5:21

well, uhh its her loss.

achmed_88 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 6:15

dumbass gold-digger, her loss bro...at least you found out what really meant to her before you got married and would've had to give her half your life away...

WithS 0

Monday 3 August 2009 23:55

Your going to med school, why are you dating a dumb bimbo, its better for you this way, your gonna be loaded later and get lots of hot dates while shes gonna be slumming it prego with her trailer trash boyfriend. So who cares where loss.