Love: Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was....

By dumped - 05/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2016 15:36 - United States - Mckinney

Today, my 5-year-old daughter said "Mommy, why doesn't anyone wanna marry you?" I've been asking myself the same question for all too many years. FML

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By stepmom - 18/06/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

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Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML

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By Kimel - 22/01/2016 00:11 - France - Vincent

Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML

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By singlemom - 15/07/2021 16:01

Today, while in line for my prescription, my daughter was interrogating the man behind us. I'm a single mother. She asked the man, "Do you think my mom is pretty? Want to go on a date with her?" When he told her he was married, she replied, "So? You can get a divorce." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I told my son and daughter that their father and I were getting a divorce. They each responded with something like, "Yay! I want to live with Daddy! He buys better presents!" Their father has literally never bought anything for them, one of the many reasons I'm divorcing him. FML

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By julia - 11/06/2011 11:12 - United States

Today, my five year-old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

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By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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By Xandriajoy10 - 04/01/2016 05:21 - Australia

Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML

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Sunday 5 June 2011 12:05

what a screwed up loser he doesn't deserve you or your little girl

Carpy 8

Sunday 5 June 2011 12:10

Blurting that out was uncalled for especially in front of his own daughter. OP, best of luck ripping him dry with child support. You & your daughter deserve better. FYL

Comments

butterflyz1961 2

Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:29

Wow. Father of the year.

PurtayKittay 10

Tuesday 7 June 2011 9:39

at least he didn't want keep her and ruin her life. you don't need him!

PurtayKittay 10

Tuesday 7 June 2011 9:42

at least he didn't want keep her and ruin her life. you don't need him!

neonpanda44 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 18:37

**** him that douchebag obviously doesn't deserve u or ur daughter!

pike1346 3

Wednesday 8 June 2011 19:10

that's fd up. really.

bluebreadsticks_ 6

Thursday 9 June 2011 2:20

wow, what a douche bag.

DalekScythe 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 21:55

i can totally imagine this as a Cyanide&Happiness comic strip. Take that little girl with you as far as you can away from that HEINOUSLY ANUS (AVGN quote) douche bag of a husband! X(