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By dumped - 05/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
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BrittanyPernell6 0

what a screwed up loser he doesn't deserve you or your little girl

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Carpy 8

Blurting that out was uncalled for especially in front of his own daughter. OP, best of luck ripping him dry with child support. You & your daughter deserve better. FYL

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Jaydenf 0

man that sucks so much. he should die for saying something like that

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zZxGodlyxZz 0

wow hes a ****** loser but honestly i feel really bad for that kid

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AtomicBryce 0

awww he's a jerk I would know my brother said almost the exact same thing to my mom 5 months ago now I go between to houses one with an awesome mom in it and the other one my dads consists of him a lying cheater who sucks

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Ninjashrimp 0

you should definitely screw his bank account dry with child support. you deserve better

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whattheduckmom 0

that was a douche move on his part. must have been so mich gun for you

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Stongee 0

Dude that sucks but at least he doesn't want to take your kid away.

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Corrupt_waffles 13

I hope you suck him dry and humiliate him court. People like that don't deserve to have anything.

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