By e_edge - 05/06/2011 06:48 - United States

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Today, after I successfully blew up a really large balloon, my mom said, in front of my older brother's friends, "Wow, you're going to make some man really happy one day!" FML
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marinus_fml 19

Did your brothers friends smile and give you a seedy wink? I would have. ;)

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Miss_Michaela 10

Answer back: "I already have..." That'd have shut her up.

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princessRiRi97 0

your mom is my hero! now the real question is which purse would look better with these shoes the pink or the purple! 3 snaps in a circle work it girlfriend!!!

Sielune 8

I think your mom meant that you could throw your man a great party since there would be tons of balloons to seal the deal!

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seanders 10

15: Just a tip: the duck face makes you look like a retard. I don't know who started the trend thinking it's sexy, but they should be shot then pissed on.

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mintcar 9

32, that was a little harsh. Her picture, not yours. As for the FML, all i read was: wah..wah..wah..my mother has a sense of humour. Wah.

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lexielynn0680 0

i would have laughed and told my mom that i already do;) but thats just me and my families sence of humor aha

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futtbuck101 1

she's gonna follow moms footsteps

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berg54 0

# 32 = one of the smartest people I've seen on FML. Honestly, you look like an idiot, so don't do it.

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seanders 10

88: She now has a new picture, victory!

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skyeyez9 24

I remember seeing that stupid expression and wondering why all these teens were making that face? I learned that it was the "duck face" about a month ago.

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mattmadden 0

What's wrong with kids these days?

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seanders 10

It's them new fancy drugs they get.

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bodmonontheblock 0

if you are hot, then make me a happy man ;)

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Igor_g5 0

Mintcar your real pretty.

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Igor_g5 0

Nannyplum you're gorgeous. Is that really you?

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heyimzim 4

well atleast you know your good at it

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marinus_fml 19

Did your brothers friends smile and give you a seedy wink? I would have. ;)

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lauren4ever 0

hey there cutie :)

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braasilianx0 4

Mommy's trying to hook you up!

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mercuryburst 0

Her mom probably thinks a "********" involves blowing into a man's penis.

29 2
lalala2012 2

exactly! this isn't an fml, it's a chance for a boyfriend(;

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shnipe 4

haha!! I love you!

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HahaNotCool 0

I think she'd know what a ******** is, since she obviously used the joke at the right time.

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runtodarkness 0

what really matters is how long you can HOLD that breath for. helps out with hot tubbing.

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skylervondra 0

the next thing you say is "unlike you!"

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Miss_Michaela 10

Answer back: "I already have..." That'd have shut her up.

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JDintheHOUSE 2

haha did they even say that they were a girl?

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keepmeonthedl 7

Haha good idea. And I love your picture :)

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Samsonizor 0

41-its the gender symbol in the top right of the FML -.-

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Jacobt24 19

That also would've made those guys pretty happy

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MatthewDmerrill 5

it says she female one the thing stupid

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Miss_Michaela 10

101- I've read what you've written. You can hardly call the other guy 'stupid' when you fail a constructing simple sentences.

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LoveCali 0

I Love Your Picture OP.:)

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iLazy 0

Because you need to know what he is talking about to understand him. You don't see what you can't understand

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Dreamkiller51 5

5- I know that totally Blows... My mind!

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Xathanos 16

Always good to make people happy, just depends on how ;)

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sourgirl101 28

Ask her why dad's not happy?

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OceanBreathesSal 5

haha your mom is awesome!!

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jessi030304 0

moms you gotta love'em,and you never know she might be right

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