By nosestealer - 07/07/2013 21:57 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML
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cmac86 23

good! someone needs to try to end this sick thief's reign of terror.

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FalconWhitaker 20

Your kid is kinda awesome. I love how she's innocent enough to believe that her nose really is stolen, but at the same time, intelligent enough to know that when something gets stolen, you call the police. Awesome child :D

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Mightytall 35

That'll teach you ... to steal a kids nose is serious business!!! :-) Really one of the best fmls I have seen in a long time!

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nenadovichm 7

This is one of the best fml posts i've read

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QfiggyQ 10

That is one of the best things that I've ever read. Thanks for making me laugh :)

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cassbutt 4

Hey, OP here. :) The dispatcher was really nice about the situation. Got my daughter to put me on the phone and let me off with the warning that if I didn't return the nose, the cops might just have to show up and take care of the problem, haha. I ended up taking my daughter on our own investigation and hunt for fun, and in the end she got some chocolate and her nose back, so she's happy now. Glad to make everyone's day!

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laufinobsver 3

OP you are a great parent. I plan on stealing that for my future child...minus the police call

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